According to the second link this is who I am:
Crispy is a fire breathing, glass walking, hearse-driving freak and ordained minister. As one of Denver's most advanced fire-performers, Crispy not only eats and breathes the stuff he also dances with poi, fire staff, and the flaming cube. His fascination with pain, physics, and human biology has led him down the path of the insane. Crispy performs an array of strange and unnatural acts that a fellow oughtn't do. Yes, he walks on glass. Yes, he eats glass. He does something truly bizarre with an ice pick. As though this weren't enough, Crispy feels quite at home lying on a bed of nails or demonstrating his invulnerable flesh as the human pin cushion and human dart board. His recreation of the ancient Brahmo Thread Mystery must be seen to be believed. Crispy has finally mastered the art of sword swallowing making him one of fewer than 50 performing sword swallowers in the world.
On the same page was a list of the dangerous and awe-inspiring acts that I do in some of my shows, mostly pretty 'regular' stuff like
Glass Walking, Bed of Nails, Knife Throwing, Human Dartboard, Sword Swallowing but also, apparently, I perform
Erotic Fire Play for a more adult audience whatever that's supposed to mean. Other members of my 'family' include
Firefly, '
'Boobzilla'' and
Ukulele Loki. I've chosen not to think about it too much.
