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December 16, 2004, 05:55:43 AM
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SwiftSpear

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One fateful night (tonight) I decided to do a google search of my name, just to see if it was cool or not or something...  I don't know, honestly that is beside the point.

To this point in time I have never heard of another internet persona who used my particual handel, until today.  The head admin of this atrociously discusting forum has blatantly insulted me with the lifting of my gloriously conceived name and I will not rest until this wrong is righted.  Not only am I enduring these discusting insults, but to make matters worse this "hazel swiftspear" is aparently but a mere 11 year old female human... who writes fanfic style RPG quests no less! and aparently has something against people knowing her location.

At least I can claim definitively that I have been using the title first, as my name first appears on the NS forums october 2003, which is a long long time ago...  But still, this is a mockery to my good name! whatever shall I do?!?

Gasp the horror

I will update as soon as there is any relevent news (ya right, I'm not going to harrass a 12 year old over a handle  :p) but as it stands right now, my horror shall never be lived down!




If you enjoyed my pain and suffering then screw you, you sick puppy!
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December 16, 2004, 06:17:24 AM
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sonic

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...wha?

December 16, 2004, 10:21:18 AM
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rad4Christ

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Ack!! I wish you hadn't done that. I've found two other rad4Christ! Here and another one that's a dead link. But 80% of the results are from me, and feature NS is some way.
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Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. CS Lewis

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: why do i have to be a stone? i dont want to be a stone... i want to do some harm.... can i be a exploding stone at least?

December 16, 2004, 10:34:58 AM
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Hmm. It's spelled "disgusting."
It's twice as clear as heaven and twice as loud as reason.

December 16, 2004, 10:50:08 AM
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Hmm... fun. The entire first page of results on my name is all me, and the following 5 pages are one of two things, me, or some phrase that appears all over ("the line eater is a boojum snark") that I think is maybe a virus or bug or somesuch.

December 16, 2004, 10:59:39 AM
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<snip>, your sig image is, or rather was i suppose, 48kb, max size is 22kb. - DHP
<zing>, your mom is, or rather was i suppose, 200kg, max size is 100kg LOL - clashen

December 16, 2004, 12:15:21 PM
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well the it seems confused! bruings up more than 16.000.000 pages. the haxors!!
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December 16, 2004, 12:36:29 PM
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Yea, thats pretty bad there Swift. :p

I'm actually a type of microscope, hooray! MAGNIFICATION POWER!!!




December 16, 2004, 01:04:11 PM
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All the references to my name have been deleted from my old forums.
No one ever takes my name, its that unique :D

December 16, 2004, 01:50:20 PM
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And it should be unique Vinnie. It kind of makes me thing about the Black Plague since the doctors, etc. had vinegar in their suits to stop the smell. So it's like your a ninja during the Black Plague? Or a ninja who likes vinegar. Or a ninja made of vinegar.
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December 16, 2004, 02:40:53 PM
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when i look up thorax in google, i get, http://thorax.bmjjournals.com/

...and the second one down is a disgusting looking (but undoubtedly delicious) thorax cake
and after that numerous references to the human torso.

...and my name is taken from a UT2k3 robot.

this kinda stuff makes me wanna make up a new name for myself, but i'm already known as ThoraX in many places.

[edit]: blah, now i look at my name and think how dumb it looks.. sure, it sounds cool when the UT announcer guys says it...
« Last Edit: December 16, 2004, 02:42:50 PM by ThoraX »
This is going to be some kind of reunion, isn't it?

December 16, 2004, 03:45:28 PM
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Mr.Bill

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I found everything from a Mr.Bill official site, a seemingly unrelated adventure site, Bill gates, A christian singer, and a very wrong Mr.Bill vs gumbo (bill should of won!)

Needless to say Im sure had I gone on, i'd of found porn. :-D

 
Hows my comming? PM!

For the win

December 16, 2004, 05:12:41 PM
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Apparently I am the y2k bug

But my name shall remain!
« Last Edit: December 16, 2004, 05:13:10 PM by Tooky »

December 16, 2004, 05:15:15 PM
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I am also an old guy with musings

December 16, 2004, 06:17:36 PM
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Cosplayers. All of them.

TyrNem...blah blah blah

December 16, 2004, 08:05:59 PM
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All the references to my name have been deleted from my old forums.
No one ever takes my name, its that unique :D
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Of all the possible two word combinations, Vinegar Ninja is one of the last that I would think to use as a alius.
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December 16, 2004, 08:29:11 PM
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I believe I'm the only IntensityRising.

December 16, 2004, 08:56:30 PM
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I believe I'm the only IntensityRising.
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dude... you don't even EXIST on the internet...

December 16, 2004, 09:11:17 PM
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In all but one instance, "Legionnaired" directly relates to me.

It's a totally made up bastardization of bad conjugation, so no suprise there.

December 16, 2004, 09:15:54 PM
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Argh.

Up until this showed up, I was a beautiful, unique snowflake.

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there are a lot of aaaa...mmmmm.... "HAPPY" pirates on this ship. -GrayDuck