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February 08, 2004, 08:27:42 AM
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Lito

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God damnit.

I don't feel like playing ns anymore.  Combat blows after the 100th time the god damn players stack holy_Devil or cwag.  It also doesn't freaking help that fsd is co-only until the lag is fixed, and 3.0 isn't fun if you don't play with regs you know and trust.

The only alternative is 2.01, and lunixmonster is the only server in the whole god damn ns community.  what does that mean? Noobs. Utter, horrible, noobs.  I've gotten commrage after commrage after commrage after commrage on lm.  Why?  

"COMMS A NOOB," says the stupid idiot that got in the chair because i had to get out to build my own crap when no one did and drops a single turret while getting out, and shooting my chair as if to shoot me.

"I need ammo"  ammo? What the HELL do you need ammo for? the skulks are freaking circle straifing you to death before you can empty your god damn clip.  why do you need 250 ammo? you're going to DIE before you can even reload,  you can't shoot for crap.  Period.

"Omg, stop skulk rushing us, its instant win for you"  No it isn't. shut the hell up.  maybe if you'd stop building when you hear the skulks you'd live 5 seconds more and maybe actually take a couple hp off that lone skulk so it'll be easier for me to kill it when i get out of my chair for the 5th freaking time.

"Theres no point of a commander if you don't follow my orders"
"Well maybe if you'd stick to your orders, we'd follow them" HELLO? HEEEELLLOOO? THIS IS A FREAKING WAR.  ORDERS CHANGE WITH THE SITUATION.  YOU CAN'T TAKE OUT THAT WALL OF LAME WITH NO UPGRADES GOD DAMNIT GET TO SLEEPING QUATERS.

"Onos, drop shotguns" shotguns. WHY in the hell do you "need" shotguns? you have freaking level 3 weapons! ITS A ONE HIVE ONOS FFS! IT DOESN"T EVEN HAVE STOMP. SHOOT HIM DAMNIT STOP HUMPING THE ARMORY

"Comm, attack the hive" yep, lets attack the hive WHILE YOUR FREAKING TRYING TO TAKE OUT LAME AT DOUBLE RES.  NO, GO AND DIE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT MEDPACK.  GET TO YOUR WAYPOINT YOU MORON.

"COMM I NEED AMMO, I CAN'T SHOOT WITHOUT AMMO" ffs, you just spawned, and you haven't fired a shot. why in the HELL would you need ammo?  You don't do anything.  you just occasionally shoot MY COMMCHAIR because YOU don't like losing.  and why did we lose? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GOTO YOUR :DING WAYPOINT THATS WHY.

Goto you waypoint.  No not that way, THIS way.  why the hell are you over there? i said get HERE.  is there something wrong with you? you passed the waypoint 10 seconds ago.  no, don't go into that hive, its lamed up.  god damnit you have a freaking grenade launcher! GET BACK OVER HERE. /quit

i think i'll take a break from ns, until some regs get out of "OLO COMBAT SI TEH LEET" and get back in lm
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February 08, 2004, 08:56:08 AM
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Every time I visit LM nobody is there I know :(


I'll play with you LITO. Also here is something else funny. Some newbs came into LM, who were obviously friends, and they all ejected me, Grimm witnessed this. Then they spent ALL our start res on Turrets. I had LB intervene.


Give me a time, hollar on IRC I will play. I only do co since nobody plays on LM :(
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February 08, 2004, 10:16:12 AM
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Pshh - I play on teh lunixmonster exclusively.  I don't even have the 3.0 beta  :p

Unfortunately, I've been busy as hell lately, and haven't really gotten some serious playtime logged in.  The fact that everybody who plays on lm now is too much of a flippin' nub to even get 3.0 and leave my precious 2.1 alone  :huh:

So uhh...I'm on LM when I possibly can, for what it's worth :)
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February 08, 2004, 10:20:12 AM
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i play on lm..dont know why i put that stress on myself, but then after i flip out i usually just chill out cause its just a game man, just a game.
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February 08, 2004, 10:26:29 AM
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I play on LM a lot, mostly when Arch is there.  Sancho plays to.
But yes, noob overload on LM.  Simple fix to your problems:Don't comm, or be an alien.  If no one wants to comm, let them die.
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February 08, 2004, 11:38:57 AM
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its not a matter of winning or losing.  i want the great games we used to have.  The games where when the hive was attacked, people would actually go to save it!  when the comm would make great strategies and it would bs shattered by smart alien reswhores.  Where did those tense moments go when someone put up a sensory in the hive where the marines set up a base, and we would watch with sweaty palms as the hive goes up...25%....50%...then BOOM, some marine accidentally shoots it.  Then its a rush to stall until the hive is up so movements could be made.

Where did all that go?  It went straight out the window when the nubs came in.
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February 08, 2004, 12:46:52 PM
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Well the community's attention is split right now. Half to one version, half to the other. It's hard to get a group together all on one server right now. When 3.0 goes final and the lag issues are fixed I guarantee you'll be seeing games like the olden days. It's just that right now we're given a choice of new shiny 3.0, but with almost all co maps, or old clunky 2.0, but with actual ns gameplay. So it's kind of hard to choose. Patience, young jedi.
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February 08, 2004, 01:29:35 PM
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*sniff sniff* awww, lito, you grow up so fast. your commrage is complete and full featured, like some sorta overclocked AMD Opteron with 5 gigs of Kingston RAM...

ahhhh, such wonderful, unadulterated, heart attack inducing, aneurysm encouraging, mind bendingly sensory blinding commrage. well done lito. j00 sir, are a COMMANDO!
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February 08, 2004, 01:56:32 PM
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after that game, i stood up screaming at my monitor

"GOD ******* DAMNIT WHY WON'T YOU GO TO YOUR ******** WAYPOINT?!"
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February 08, 2004, 03:43:25 PM
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note to self: ignore all of lito's orders just to see his comerage like he does to niteowl  :lol:
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February 08, 2004, 03:58:06 PM
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note to self, mute Leaderz0rz.
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February 08, 2004, 05:05:57 PM
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Yea, LM is infested with noobs
Like the one who continued to weld the vent after I shouted (Yes, I did scream) into the microphone, and admin_slapped him
Then you get people voice-spamming who go "lol" after you mute them as if it was some funny joke..
Yea, the people there are close to being killed for being idiots
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February 08, 2004, 05:52:47 PM
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This is why we should leagalize shocking stupid people with stun guns.
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February 08, 2004, 07:22:02 PM
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Everything is nubified now...people can't even shoot skulks anymore...no one knows what listening to the comm means...etc.
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February 08, 2004, 07:47:49 PM
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This makes me want to command just to show everyone some pure british commrage. :)
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February 08, 2004, 08:30:36 PM
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This makes me want to command just to show everyone some pure british commrage. :)
I DARE SAY THERE OLD CHAP!! might'n you be interested in possibly moving in the general direction of that wp? JOLLY GOOD! perhaps some tea or scrumpets before you're off?
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February 08, 2004, 08:34:05 PM
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This makes me want to command just to show everyone some pure british commrage. :)
I DARE SAY THERE OLD CHAP!! might'n you be interested in possibly moving in the general direction of that wp? JOLLY GOOD! perhaps some tea or scrumpets before you're off?
Pip pip cheerio! I've been ejected!


Rofl @ Owl!
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February 08, 2004, 08:44:30 PM
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I check it all the time on Steam, and see no regulars... Instead of just looking at the server, let's actually go in! ;)
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February 09, 2004, 01:28:02 AM
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haha, reading all this made me laugh... nublets are funny. :)
I suggest making admin_bury an acceptable punishment for not following orders.

<Comm>: Go to your waypoint! Dont go back to base!
<Nub>: I need to reload my welder!
admin_bury Nub
<Comm>: ok you aliens, got some fresh meat for ya. Dont worry, he won't be going anywhere.
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This is going to be some kind of reunion, isn't it?
February 09, 2004, 03:07:18 AM
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heyyyy! that's 'english' commrage :p
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