I'm glad an admin brought this up first, because now I get to VENT.
I know it's best policy to be friendly to newbies, and I'm all for that. If someone is honestly interested in how the game works and wants to learn, hallelujah. I'll explain every aspect they're willing to listen to. However... there's a difference between newbies and the aforementioned asshole n00bs. (A.N.)
A.N.: "Commander, we need turrets here. Commander! COMMANDER TURRENTS OMG COMMANDO DORP TURRENT FANCTORIE!"
Bob: "I'm not turreting an RT. It's elecing, move to your waypoint soldier"
A.N.: "GOD GUYS OUR COMMANDRO IS A NOOB"
And of course
A.N.: "How do I becomes teh big alien?"
Bob: "Well you need a lot of res first."
A.N.: "It says 100" (20 minutes into the game... with one hive... and 1 RT)
-BobTheJanitor has left the game.
And the BELOVED voice spam.
A.N.1: "Hey dooder, what's up! How's it hanging man?"
A.N.2: "Hey man, I'm just chiling. How's your sister"
A.N.1: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
A.N.2: BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH ... BLAHBLAHBLH
-and so on-
Bob: "Quit voicespamming and play."
A.N.1-10: "OMG SHUTUP"
Then there's the commanders dropping multiple Armories at base in the first thirty seconds of the game. And blowing all the start res on one IP, a Tfac, and a big turret farm. And good god, today lolfighter was doing the end game IP farm, which is always so much more fun than a turret farm, and some gent by the name of Player jumped in the CC and recyc'd half the IPs!!! And then called lolfighter an idiot! (Player didn't last long after that)
Ooh and the comm today that built a second base at laser drilling. Yep, fully functioning: CC, IPs, armory. And OF COURSE the turret farm! And the MS base was still up too!
And of course the old hive is under attack while the whole team is busy walking around the map apparently thinking that someone else (which is usually me) will take care of the HA train with PG and sieges at the hive.
ARGH! I could go on forever. Everyone was new once, but no one should be an idiot ever.
And 3.0... I'm worried that when NS shows up on every CS'ers list of games, we'll have an even bigger mess to worry about.