Bai For A Bit

[Anarki3x6]

so i might not be around for a couple days or maybe week or 2 :/

19 year old sister came back from marine boot camp, (actually got discharged cuz shes and idiot ).
so yesterday she goes on a power hunger spree and takes my monitor(cuz im a fat "sits at home on comp" computer nerd so she says) so im like what they hey its 10pm ill just go to sleep. then today she took my keyboard and mouse so i went to use my lil sisters laptop. so she chases after me and eventually get into a fight with her.
( im a weak 140lbs 15yr old nerd , and shes a discharged 19yr old marine)
so we fight some and then she calls 911 and hangs up they call back and i tell em that my sisters a powerhungry ho and they send cops over.

one of the cops was a former marine so he didnt even want to talk to me, (apparently i have an attitude cuz i said she was lying and cuz i wear baggy pants and i have long pants so he says to me " listen punk, one at a time" so i shut up while i have to listen to her lie about everything that make me look like the bad guy)
then he makes me go sit in my room till my mom comes home (wtf m8 ?)

so i just woke up and managed to get on the laptop again for a sec.
my comps still on so ill be idiling in irc till im let bak on comp.

so ill be gone for a bit till i figure out what to do *cocks gun* (jk :p)
/me walks off into the sunset

[Satiagraha]

Poor Anarki... v_v  

So she took away your stuff because she thought you use the comp too much? How did the policeman get anything serious out of that? that's insane!

May your computer completeness return to you soon






Oh, and try to lay off the 'guns', you might get blisters or something

[sonic]

Send her my round way ill 'kin do her in , british style (a jolly good duffing up)

[Grimm]

First of: Since when can cops send you to your room?

Secondly: Why don't your parents punish her or something?

[Leaderz0rz]

use a chair, i don't care what she was discharged from, chairs always work!

[Nuketheplace]

First off tell that **** that its your life and stay the hell out of it.  Next off why didn't you tell your parrents about this?  I'm sure that they would understand and take your side.  If that doesn't work take martal arts and beat her down after about two years.

[Malevolent]

Yeah, tell your mommy that she's being an ass. It'll work.

[Clashen]

Wow, this is crazy. If i were the cop i would be on your side, it isn't her comp (i think   :lol: ).

[That Annoying Kid]

dude, if you still live with your parents, your sister who is 19 has *no* legall controll over you.


tell her to piss off and let you get your fix, but do so in more diplomatic terms.

[Niteowl]

yes, your sister is not your guardian. if you can't do anything else, read a book(s), mayi suggest Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

[That Annoying Kid]

^^


Richard Marcinko books are good [military fiction]
Da Vinci code
up front by bill mauldin

[Ulatoh]

be mean, were talking domestic sabotage

piss on a rag, and put it between her box springs and matresss, she'll never find the smell.

trhow a red sock in with her whites.

shortsheet her bed

pull all her clothes off the hangar, and drop them in the bottom of the closet

pour bleach in with her underthings, so it eats holes in them

etc.

you get the idea

[Mouse]

OGM!!! WTH!!! KICK!!! BANT!!! :angry:

Who does that? Seriously... If my one my brothers or sisters did that to me there'd be NO END to the MISSERY I would inflict on them until I got back what was mine, but then again my siblings don't have the maturity of a 12 year old. The reason probably why the police officer took her side is 1) she is an adult and supposedly mature 2) doesn't know the whole situation of who was left in charge and such. :angry:

be mean, were talking domestic sabotage

piss on a rag, and put it between her box springs and matresss, she'll never find the smell.

trhow a red sock in with her whites.

shortsheet her bed

pull all her clothes off the hangar, and drop them in the bottom of the closet

pour bleach in with her underthings, so it eats holes in them

etc.

Dip her hand in warm water while she's sleeping. :p

[That Annoying Kid]

do all of that

unless you actually want to be cool with her

but I would do the domestic warfare thingy

[Black Mage]

you had to tell him all the good ones? leave some for meeeee

put a raw egg under her matress, the matress itself shouldn't break it ... she should

[Grimm]

yes, your sister is not your guardian. if you can't do anything else, read a book(s), mayi suggest Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Teh win.

I've read the first three in that series, but our school doesn't have So Long, and Thanks for the Fish, so I need to find that at a public library before I can continue on.

[Diablus]

send her to iraq, case closed, I too will also will be away because ive cut back on video games, and pasted back my social life

[Loke The Sleek Peruvian]

social life

Social Life? Thats a myth...


Oh btw if nothing else works, do the "Crazy Eyes" From "The New Guy".

[Anarki3x6]

some new things that happened...

1) i got charged with domestic assault (they threatened to take me to juvie)
2) i put some "stuff" in her food and now shes sick as hell >:O
3) planning on taking comp and hiding it out at friends house cuz the assface wants to wipe out my harddrive ("noooo my juarez !") and password comp so i could only use it an hour a day (wtf m8? ^ ^)

im tryin to get my mom to make her move out ( shes 19 so wtf is she doing here )
my mom lets her boss me around sort of cuz shes weird (ps. my sister punched my mom in the face a year ago , anger management ? i think so. she goes awol from the marines and gets discharged, comes home and tries to beat up on me now ? no way in hell, i apparently "assaulted" her yesterday so ill do it again if she tries anything.)

and the cop said i have to listen to her when my moms out of the house cuz shes oldest and crap like that.... all bs. cops here are the biggest idiots ever, 95% of the things she told em she lied about and the idiot cops swallowed every word of it.
so when i interrupted her im suddently a punk kid and i should go spend the rest of my day in my room. (she even told them i took a swing at her witha 2x4 ! wtf ! , one thing i gota do is record her confessing to lying about everything like the dumbass she is.

but for now im gonna hide computer till she leaves/dies > ...
this is anarki... signing off... for another while .... *walks away crying*

(ps. im even more pissed cuz nsbeta4 comes out tommrow and i dont get to play it :/ *cries some more*)

[ThoraX]

well, if all else fails, try blackmail!  ^_^

I'm sure you can think of something.