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April 24, 2004, 10:51:09 PM
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I know it's hard not to fight over me, but there's enough Bob to go around!
Only if we're happy with pieces that have already been sucked dry :(

April 26, 2004, 04:10:03 AM
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Lack of bodyfat would make muscles define themselves quicker (visually), nothing that you'd have a problem with Fewpid :p
Indeed. 184 cm, roughly 60 kg. That should tell you what kind of skinny bastard I am. And despite not really exercising at all, there's a sixpack visible. Why the thought of my own midriff as it would look if I'd exercise it doesn't arouse me I don't know, cuz it sure as hell should.

Oh. </boast>

April 26, 2004, 09:35:18 AM
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Im probably never going to meet anybody , Constant bullying throught my whole school life has left me with 0 confidence and scared me away from school , no qualifications and afraid to go out of the house , my life is a waste....  :(
That was my life up until about 4 years ago.

The solution? Move. And don't whine about your old life to your new friends, unless they ask.

You'll get along fine. And when you have friends of both sexes, you get some action periodically. It happens. Not entirely sure of the exact sequence of events, but it usually has something to do with being conveniently on the couch next to the moderately hot friend-of-a-friend who came over for movie night.

Don't worry about your looks.  Everyone has standards, and odds are you're within someone's, and they're within yours.

Don't go emo. It's proven to attract some girls, true, but in most cases they're COMPLETELY FUGGING BONKERS. And the worst thing in the world is an angry, violent, vengeful Ex.

If you're an uber-geek like yours truly, know this: most girls don't care. And they don't want to hear you lord it over them with your knowledge or tell stories about the idiots you see while working tech support.  So go see movies, talk about food, talk about tv.  Talk about books, if she's that type and so are you.

That's all I've got for now.
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April 26, 2004, 10:04:19 AM
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Well were moving on the 5th of may (not very far away , but its still a very nice house) ,
thing is , were moving in with my mums bf and his two sons and i dont even know them           :blink:

I really should go and stay with my dad for a bit (viva espania!) , none of that crap over there  :)

April 26, 2004, 11:45:45 AM
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Don't go emo.
Says the man in the jets to brazil shirt...

Lunixmonster: Banning the NS community one smacktard at a time. -lolfighter
there are a lot of aaaa...mmmmm.... "HAPPY" pirates on this ship. -GrayDuck

April 26, 2004, 12:02:08 PM
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what the heck is 'going emo'?  :blink:

April 26, 2004, 12:07:17 PM
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:o

You're the only person on the net evar who's recognized the shirt in that picture. Kudos.

But really, I'm a JTB fan because I'm a Jawbreaker fan.

April 26, 2004, 12:13:13 PM
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Yes Jawbreaker was awesome. JTB won with orange rhyming dictionary, but I think they've just been going downhill from there. :(  /derail

Lunixmonster: Banning the NS community one smacktard at a time. -lolfighter
there are a lot of aaaa...mmmmm.... "HAPPY" pirates on this ship. -GrayDuck

April 26, 2004, 01:00:53 PM
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Again , what the heck is 'going emo'?  :p

April 26, 2004, 03:12:24 PM
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You people scare me  >:D
To the stars!

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April 26, 2004, 05:44:47 PM
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Pretty sound advice drubo^^ , apart from the fact i have _no_ mates , 'cept you guys <3

April 26, 2004, 07:57:38 PM
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Well since i believe im the youngest one here, i dont think i have nothing to put in, but ive read through all of your advises, which i guess ill consider  whenever ill need to get a Date or whatever.


And like U - 235 said, ill practice on Gem.



So Gem....You like Sleek South Americans that are descendants of the muscular Incan Gods?
I am Sleek.

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Only in peru would you consider being closer to satan 'winning'... INCA HAX FOR THE WIN!

April 26, 2004, 08:46:38 PM
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....You like Sleek South Americans that are descendants of the muscular Incan Gods?
I do! You can pick me up around 6ish on saturday. I like sushi and dancing so lets go do those!

 <3
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April 27, 2004, 06:40:09 AM
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Well since i believe im the youngest one here, ill practice on Gem.
Not a good idea. Gem's older than most of us here. And hitting on someone whose gender you're not sure of is just...


Oh, and by the way... *hands over his crown of funniness to AO*

April 27, 2004, 11:10:36 AM
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sushi!?!?!! eee!
~grabs AO and interlopes to a japanese restraunt~

April 27, 2004, 11:16:43 AM
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hi please take me along for sushi

sushi = <3

*DISCLAIMER*  Do not take the above post seriously.

April 27, 2004, 11:26:30 AM
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sushi = raw fish stuffed in cucumber bits?

Chinese > japanese :p

April 27, 2004, 12:49:35 PM
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Well since i believe im the youngest one here, ill practice on Gem.
Not a good idea. Gem's older than most of us here. And hitting on someone whose gender you're not sure of is just...


Oh, and by the way... *hands over his crown of funniness to AO*
I did not say that.

And i was joking about Gem.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2004, 02:19:43 PM by Loke The Sleek Peruvian »
I am Sleek.

Are you?



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April 27, 2004, 03:20:49 PM
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Gem is either a bubbly 17 year old schoolgirl in a short skirt or a bubbly 71 year old man in a short skirt. Either way, I'm in for the sushi. When we leaving?

Lunixmonster: Banning the NS community one smacktard at a time. -lolfighter
there are a lot of aaaa...mmmmm.... "HAPPY" pirates on this ship. -GrayDuck

April 27, 2004, 05:20:20 PM
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As soon as you all take a plane here, i know a great sushi place .
I am Sleek.

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Only in peru would you consider being closer to satan 'winning'... INCA HAX FOR THE WIN!