How To Meet The Gender Of Your Choice

[Uranium - 235]

I dont have a truck.

Get one!

[Niteowl]

man, you guys are all spammorrific today :p

what i mean is, you get in a discussion with yer buddy,and the OOYA is around. don't hammer him will all these uber facts taht 'real' men should know, etc. don't make ppl look bad to make yourself look good, cuz it usually does the opposite.

[Niteowl]

bump for deci

[sonic]

Im probably never going to meet anybody , Constant bullying throught my whole school life has left me with 0 confidence and scared me away from school , no qualifications and afraid to go out of the house , my life is a waste....  

[Ulatoh]

yea, i found myself in an interesting predicament...

i decided i didnt want to bother with girls anymore, ive been troubled too much...hurt too many times...

So i decide im going to use my poetry skills to become an englsih major and join the peace corps, so i can teach it in some other country...far, far away from american girls, or any romantic thoughts.

a few of them asked what i was gonna do after college, and i told them, they told all their friends, and now they all want to talk to me...

[sonic]

Im all depressed now....somebody cheer me up    

[Niteowl]

read some self help books, they might , well, help.

anything by Tony Robbins can have interesting tidbits
7 Habits of Highly Effective People
How to Win Friends and Influence People

[BobTheJanitor]

Also 'The Prince' by Machiavelli.  

[Decimator]

Thanks Niteowl, the real problem though is how do I actually get the chance to meet someone, being where I am.  I really have no trouble making friends, female or male, I just don't ever meet anyone and I'm not the type to go out and party since the only parties around here are beer parties which I honestly find horribly boring.  So uh, what does a guy do when he doesn't party, doesn't like clubs, goes to a college that has a 20-1 guy girl ratio, and is generally an introvert.  Oh, and I live at home. :p

[Niteowl]

if you're religious, join a church youth group

other things to join:
choir
some sort of art class
greenpeace

[SaltzBad]

oh yeah, and don't listen TOO much. you have to contribute to the conversation as well. girls like to talk, but when they run outta stuff to talk about, don't sit there and say nothing. make sure you participate. listening doesn't mean being a log that the girl is talking to.

that's my input!!  ^^

The best way to contribute is usually if it has something to do with what was previously said - either inquiring further into something she might not have directly said, or your usual 'you know I used to do/have/whatever the same thing too...' kind of crap. If you do run out of things to say, look for things to do instead - especially at partys, where at some point the inebbriation status will switch from "Talkative" to "Will do anything". You should probably still do something harmless like uhm.. dance (Its a party/club/whatever, durr!) first, to test the waters :p

I used to be decent at it. But then you just get bored after a few hours, and can't be bothered anymore. And shockingly enough, they tend to notice. So these days when I do talk to women, its more often without the intent of facilitating me humping them. Depressing, no?

[Fewlio]

WE LOVE YOU SONIC!

[SaltzBad]

Im probably never going to meet anybody , Constant bullying throught my whole school life has left me with 0 confidence and scared me away from school , no qualifications and afraid to go out of the house , my life is a waste.... 

And you whine about it on the off-topic forums of a maneating spacealien gameserver, you pathetic loser. Go sit in your dark basement and live at home til you rot and become a pizza-crust infested tub of lard that your parents check on once a month.

There, feeling better yet or need another helping of self-pity?

[Niteowl]

And you whine about it on the off-topic forums of a maneating spacealien gameserver, you pathetic loser. Go sit in your dark basement and live at home til you rot and become a pizza-crust infested tub of lard that your parents check on once a month.

There, feeling better yet or need another helping of self-pity?

trying to be delightfully ironic/smart to a depressed teenangster, warning goes up.

[CForrester]

Alright, I'm a little late for this, but the best piece of advice I've ever heard is:

Be yourself. That's it.

Don't pretend to be someone you're not, don't try to change yourself just to meet someone, that's being rude to the girl.

The best thing to do is just wear what you want to wear. If you throw anything on that you feel comfortable in, keep doing that. If you like a certain type of style, do that. It doesn't matter. Even on dates, don't try to look really fancy. It makes it look like you're trying to impress her by being someone other than the person she likes.

If a girl doesn't like you for the way you are and the way you act, then she isn't worth your time. Relationships are about appreciating each other, not changing each other to fit exactly what you want. Yes, there are girls who will like you for who you are.

Another thing to remember... If you're not happy with yourself, that means you should fix whatever is making you unhappy. Overweight? Take steps to lose it. There are some things you can never change, but there are a lot of things that you can change until you're happy with yourself. I'm happy with myself, even though I'm a little overweight with hair that goes down to my waist and old, worn clothes. I'm comfortable like this and I don't care what anyone else thinks of me.

[Fewlio]

Overweight? Take steps to lose it.

What about underweight? I can't gain fat olo

[SaltzBad]

Lack of bodyfat would make muscles define themselves quicker (visually), nothing that you'd have a problem with Fewpid :p

[sonic]

Sorry my life hasnt been as good as yours saltz , want a cookie?

[BobTheJanitor]

The forum swear replacements turn hate into HAPPY!

Also, chill out my little monkeys. We don't need flamewars or bad things will happen.

I know it's hard not to fight over me, but there's enough Bob to go around!

[@gentOrange]

Once I discover a way to transport the bob that goes around ALL OF THE BOB WILL BE MINE!

*cackles in his dark cave*