Author Topic: Legion: 1, Angry Drivers: 0  (Read 10017 times)

April 26, 2005, 09:33:29 AM
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Legionnaired

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Alright, so today I was driving home from class in the fast lane, going like 70 or something. This dude in a big beige gass-hog comes roaring up behind me and tailgates me for like, 5 miles straight.

So I'm like, hell no.

I change lanes, get right beside him, and just stare at him for a bit. He starts getting pissed, then I just point at him, then point at the road ahead, kind of mouth 'Lets go' to him.

He floors it. Hits 85 easy. I take my foot off the gas and hit 65, and stay there. Why, you ask?

Because every single day, there's a cop waiting at that precise spot. Said cop pulls out and pulls over Mr. "I have a huge truck and I like to ride people's bumpers with it." I wave to the guy on my way past him at a merry 65.

I'd call that a win.

April 26, 2005, 09:50:17 AM
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haha, nice!
hate tailgaiters, stupid people who are nothing but assholes.

April 26, 2005, 10:18:21 AM
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You win :) I should advise my dad to do that something :p
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April 26, 2005, 10:40:48 AM
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Nice. He had it coming.
It's twice as clear as heaven and twice as loud as reason.

April 26, 2005, 11:46:21 AM
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thats leetsauce. you should call the cop and have him thank you for handing him the speeder. only thing that woulda been better is if the story went like this:


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I change lanes, get right beside him, and just stare at him for a bit. He starts getting pissed, then I just point at him, then point at the road ahead, with a shocked expression on my face.

5 milliseconds later, he slams headlong into the back of a gasoline tanker and his huge tailgating gas guzzler is engulfed in an inferno which would rival the fires of hell. So i pulled over and pee'd on the flames to put them out, followed by being awarded a medal by the fire department.

Then i went and bought a pet onos. Hes so cuuuuuuuuute!
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April 26, 2005, 11:54:41 AM
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...when I first read the title I was thinking the software type of drivers >_>

However, this is much win indeed.

April 26, 2005, 12:37:33 PM
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HAHAHA, that is so awesome.  I drive a lot on fast two lane highways and you can't seem to go fast enough.  People just try to push you.  I wish we had cops around on a consistant basis so I could try this.  Legion ftw.

April 26, 2005, 12:41:15 PM
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Beautiful, Legion, beautiful.
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: why do i have to be a stone? i dont want to be a stone... i want to do some harm.... can i be a exploding stone at least?

April 26, 2005, 12:41:31 PM
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you get fifteen points

April 26, 2005, 12:44:59 PM
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is it bad if i thought this was about a computer driver confliction? =\

go you, though, legion =]

April 26, 2005, 12:47:37 PM
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No offense, but some of you guys REALLY need to get out more. Seriously. Go. NOW.





I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING!
tim
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. CS Lewis

SheenaYanai
: why do i have to be a stone? i dont want to be a stone... i want to do some harm.... can i be a exploding stone at least?

April 26, 2005, 01:05:31 PM
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April 26, 2005, 01:27:07 PM
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I've done a snimilair thing Legion, except in that percise spot wehere I point to is A ANTI TANK MINE FIELD!!!!!. So I always win.  :ph34r:  PWN!

April 26, 2005, 02:06:58 PM
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rad4Christ,Apr 26 2005, 02:47 PM]No offense, but some of you guys REALLY need to get out more. Seriously. Go. NOW.





I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING!
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I must say that I utterly hate rain. Well if it's sprinkling it's ok cuz then it is kind of nice. Ok, the only time I like rain is when I want it to. :lol:

EDIT: And when did they say anything about rain?
« Last Edit: April 26, 2005, 02:08:35 PM by Malevolent »
It's twice as clear as heaven and twice as loud as reason.

April 26, 2005, 02:09:12 PM
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Ruled. I hate big trucks, and people who drive them like idiots even more.

April 26, 2005, 05:40:31 PM
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rad4Christ,Apr 26 2005, 06:47 PM]I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING!
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Not even if it's raining MEN?!!?

Edit: Legion does indeed win at this situation.

Edit 2: I win at chopping out useless parts of quotes!
« Last Edit: April 26, 2005, 05:43:00 PM by Zero7 »
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April 26, 2005, 06:47:32 PM
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Sadly, I thought it was a software driver thing.....

LEGION WINS! Now, where did i put my medals....
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April 26, 2005, 08:04:15 PM
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Mal, it was raining all afternoon where I live  :angry:

Anyway, that is awesome.

April 26, 2005, 08:25:35 PM
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April 26, 2005, 08:27:53 PM
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Dude, you win.  And I'm a pretty bad geek, but when Kodiac is confused.....maybe I'm just better at hiding it?  I knew what he was talking about....
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