Legion: 1, Angry Drivers: 0

[Legionnaired]

Alright, so today I was driving home from class in the fast lane, going like 70 or something. This dude in a big beige gass-hog comes roaring up behind me and tailgates me for like, 5 miles straight.

So I'm like, hell no.

I change lanes, get right beside him, and just stare at him for a bit. He starts getting pissed, then I just point at him, then point at the road ahead, kind of mouth 'Lets go' to him.

He floors it. Hits 85 easy. I take my foot off the gas and hit 65, and stay there. Why, you ask?

Because every single day, there's a cop waiting at that precise spot. Said cop pulls out and pulls over Mr. "I have a huge truck and I like to ride people's bumpers with it." I wave to the guy on my way past him at a merry 65.

I'd call that a win.

[Vinegar Ninja]

haha, nice!
hate tailgaiters, stupid people who are nothing but assholes.

[2_of_8]

You win I should advise my dad to do that something :p

[Malevolent]

Nice. He had it coming.

[CryForMe]

thats leetsauce. you should call the cop and have him thank you for handing him the speeder. only thing that woulda been better is if the story went like this:

I change lanes, get right beside him, and just stare at him for a bit. He starts getting pissed, then I just point at him, then point at the road ahead, with a shocked expression on my face.

5 milliseconds later, he slams headlong into the back of a gasoline tanker and his huge tailgating gas guzzler is engulfed in an inferno which would rival the fires of hell. So i pulled over and pee'd on the flames to put them out, followed by being awarded a medal by the fire department.

Then i went and bought a pet onos. Hes so cuuuuuuuuute!

[A Boojum Snark]

...when I first read the title I was thinking the software type of drivers >_>

However, this is much win indeed.

[SlickWill]

HAHAHA, that is so awesome.  I drive a lot on fast two lane highways and you can't seem to go fast enough.  People just try to push you.  I wish we had cops around on a consistant basis so I could try this.  Legion ftw.

[rad4Christ]

Beautiful, Legion, beautiful.

[Black Mage]

you get fifteen points

[holy_devil]

is it bad if i thought this was about a computer driver confliction? =\

go you, though, legion =]

[rad4Christ]

No offense, but some of you guys REALLY need to get out more. Seriously. Go. NOW.





I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING!

[CorvusX]

you get fifteen points

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points++;

[Diablus]

I've done a snimilair thing Legion, except in that percise spot wehere I point to is A ANTI TANK MINE FIELD!!!!!. So I always win.  :ph34r:  PWN!

[Malevolent]

rad4Christ,Apr 26 2005, 02:47 PM]No offense, but some of you guys REALLY need to get out more. Seriously. Go. NOW.





I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING!

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I must say that I utterly hate rain. Well if it's sprinkling it's ok cuz then it is kind of nice. Ok, the only time I like rain is when I want it to. :lol:

EDIT: And when did they say anything about rain?

[pardzh]

Ruled. I hate big trucks, and people who drive them like idiots even more.

[Zero7]

rad4Christ,Apr 26 2005, 06:47 PM]I DON'T CARE IF IT'S RAINING!

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Not even if it's raining MEN?!!?

Edit: Legion does indeed win at this situation.

Edit 2: I win at chopping out useless parts of quotes!

[Kodiac]

Sadly, I thought it was a software driver thing.....

LEGION WINS! Now, where did i put my medals....

[Manta]

Mal, it was raining all afternoon where I live  :angry:

Anyway, that is awesome.

[That Annoying Kid]

HOLY ****



OWNED


HARD



<3

[Asal]

Dude, you win.  And I'm a pretty bad geek, but when Kodiac is confused.....maybe I'm just better at hiding it?  I knew what he was talking about....