Author Topic: Hilarious moments (Read 11189 times)

Manta · February 14, 2005, 05:52:35 PM

Hilarious moments of the day for me, on LM, occured in agora, 7:20-7:50 PM EST. We were generally messing around, loosely following our comm's orders because the aliens put up no resistance. Mostly, we just ran around shooting stuff, but when two or three skulks were munching on our phase gate outside Cargo hive, I said, "The phase is going down!" and MrBill responded in the mic, "The hell it is!", phased, and let loose with a grenade launcher, taking out the skulks.

Also, Azazeal was swimming towards a skulk underwater with his knife out and started humming the Mario cave theme, when he clearly intended to hum the Jaws theme.

Oh, and let's not forget that one game on nothing in which scooter tore up the Marine start base, blinked out over the pit and somehow hit a button to egg, sending him straight down to his doom.

2_of_8 · February 14, 2005, 10:30:06 PM

Yesterday, a great relocate by MrBill: up to the top of the Pressure Control hive in ns_ayumi. Many packs of mines were used, but we eventually succeeded, up to the very top!
But then we lost once more people joined and realized that they can go fade and take us out.

Necrosis · February 15, 2005, 12:16:44 PM

Sheer reg lunacy. You cant make it up.

Azazeal · February 16, 2005, 01:03:49 AM

Best game ever, "besides mario cave music leave me alone about that manta :p"
Ns_Lost was the map...a game i wil not soon forget.. Lowcrawler was comm, i was completly messing around, even then still doing quite good, we succeeded in a complete 2 hive lockdown, aliens were trying hard but we were just tfarming the hell outta cargo since they kept rushing, equilibrum was fine with 6 turretswell about 8 mins into the game a 1 hive onos appears, and i wss like im gunna get him, after succesfully lmging a onos we laughed at him, and then i ran to beta deck, BAM tfac outta nowhere i was like wtf? we gunna randomly place tfacs? so yea...he droped it...along with 8-10 turrets and electrified it, we were all laughing and then finally the moment appears........a Gorge challenging me to a duel..........i accepted of course! i mean why would i pass it up? heh he thought it was gunna be spit vs knife..i had other plans, on respawn after agreeing to the duel i asked lowcrawler for a hmg..he dropped it i picked up and explained my plan, we met at Temp Control....i allowed him to egg into a gorge, and i rushed him with my knife and quickly turned on my mic and quickswitched into a fully loaded hmg and yelled SHAZAFRAM MOTHER****er (pardon my language i edited) i mean both teams were watching and i just leveled this guy, he called me

queer etc etc but the best part was that he wanted me banned from the server for cheating in a duel, i found out this by a pubber that was on his team, so yes,. you had to be there, it was perfect and the greatest game i have ever played.....in the end i welded the hive down THE END

UKchaos · February 16, 2005, 08:43:03 AM

Any time Bill comms

Loke The Sleek Peruvian · February 16, 2005, 10:02:15 AM

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SlickWill · February 16, 2005, 11:05:23 AM

I agree. Mr. Bill on team = loss but fun. Almost always loses. And if he comms, you may as well quit if it wasn't for the the humor factor.

2_of_8 · February 16, 2005, 11:35:03 AM

I doubt I've seen Bill ever comm a serious game

always, it's a relocate to some ledge in the hive or a vent below the least used hallway in the map.
*huggles bill*

CorvusX · February 16, 2005, 05:02:36 PM

I've seen Bill pull off wins. Really.

......

I'M NOT CRAZY. IT'S TRUE. EVEN IF HE WINS, HIS GAMES ARE STILL FUN.

gg elec strat :p

Mr.Bill · February 17, 2005, 04:47:19 PM

omg kekeke elec tf.

I like it when I get a good team whos willing to go off and die whereever and however I ask them too, and add just the right amount of smart comments to make things even better. :-D

If it wernt for you all, comming would be a bore.

SlickWill · February 17, 2005, 06:28:14 PM

I love you bill. <3 <3 <3

Manta · February 17, 2005, 09:45:44 PM

Mineshaft today = win.

We must have relocated at least three times. Last one was into the Sewer hive (which was theirs). Four of us spawned and we waited for the rest, but an onos showed up, so we started shooting the hive. I got stomped in midair and landed on that little ledge that the hive kind of rests against. Everyone was just shooting the hive until they died and the onos tried to devour me, so I started juggling him, then went back to shanking the hive.

SwiftSpear · February 19, 2005, 05:46:41 AM

I was comming a 3 on 3 game one time on hera, and I got some frigging good marines who nodecapped the whole map before the aliens got to it. Never the less, they still had a hell of alot of res from being such low numbers with around 3 nodes, so they decided to lame us by triple onosing. One of my rines got caught by the onos as they made thier way to out base taking out nodes on the way, so I super quick like dropped about 5 TFs and 3 HMG's. We built up the TFs as fast as possible and I sent my rines off to defend the other 2 hives we had locked down just in case (pg network ment all 3 of us could get to any hive if needed be). So I electrified every TF in my base and droped and eleced a few around the hives to just for good mesure. Long story short, a triple onos rush on our base ended with me having no HMG ammo left, and HMG onos kill and 2 elec onos kills.

elec > *

Malevolent · February 19, 2005, 09:59:43 AM

That sounds like a pretty good game Swift.

confused! · February 19, 2005, 12:18:09 PM

you guys missed teh game where in order to end it my marines were beaconed and ordered to hump the armory ferociously. they, as with all good marines, humped as best they could.

sweetness and hilariousness ensued as they fired nary a shot at the assualting aliens

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Necrosis · February 19, 2005, 03:41:01 PM

Isamil humps for Redford.

SlickWill · February 19, 2005, 05:39:36 PM

I am soooo very proud to be in the armory humping picture. Really, tear in my eye.

BTW, I have seen barney play one game as alien. He was pretty damn good at skulk, something like 9-6. Then he faded and proceeded to not die for rest of game while unlocking two locked hives, saving double, and demolishing the rine base. IMO he shoulded be banned for haxoring, even though we know he's not. It's just no fun when he plays. (I was kidding about the ban...kinda.)

generalredwolf · February 20, 2005, 03:40:32 PM

my favorite was in ns_lost when the marines had taken down the last alien hive about the time the alines took out the last marine comm and IP. about that time the kill switch kicked in for the aliens. came down to me camped by the last Ds in a vent and one marine with no ammo and low on health. I tried to rush but ended up inches from his face and died just out of bite range to the game timer. God was with the marines that day it seems. oh well.

duherman · February 20, 2005, 05:30:49 PM

Hiliarious moments was that one night we were playing hide and go seek on lm.

SwiftSpear · February 22, 2005, 04:34:44 AM

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you guys missed teh game where in order to end it my marines were beaconed and ordered to hump the armory ferociously. they, as with all good marines, humped as best they could.

sweetness and hilariousness ensued as they fired nary a shot at the assualting aliens

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Aww, I'm not in that screeny... I sure as hell didn't miss that game, right after we all got mercilessly slayed I hammer the alltalk button and quip "at least we all died happy

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confused = greatest comm on earth (who also makes damn sexy NS maps)