Funneh Irc Chats

[Niteowl]

feel free to post funneh irc chat logs, witty bantering and such, i'll delete if i dont' find it particularly humourous
*looks sternly at LM regs*

[21:13] <Goldfish> I may talk about eating babies and drowning kittens a lot, but at least I'm not disrespecting anyone.  Aside from babies.  And kittens.  And people of Russian decent.
[21:13] <[OldF]Niteowl> BADUMPAH!!
[21:14] <[OldF]Niteowl> descent even?
[21:14] <Goldfish> !!!!
[21:14] <Goldfish> Niteowl, my friend!
[21:14] <Goldfish> .....Yes, even.
[21:14] <Goldfish> Even that!
[21:14] <Goldfish> How are you since we last spoke since the game that ended all games (or almost did, because of stupid lil me *giggle.*)?
[21:15] <Fo0L|kickingsteam> CHING!!
[21:15] <Goldfish> Whoa, since is in there one too many times.
[21:15] <Goldfish> before*
[21:15] <Goldfish> CHANG!
[21:15] <[OldF]Niteowl> i'm good my good goldfish friend!
[21:15] * [OldF]Niteowl takes on russian accent
[21:15] <[OldF]Niteowl> and how is the little babushka?
[21:16] <[OldF]Niteowl> not slandering good russian people are we?
[21:16] <Goldfish> Eating his bread and goulash, ja?
[21:16] <Goldfish> Only waited four hours in the lines today!
[21:16] * BOZO is now known as BOZO|ZzZzZ
[21:16] <[OldF]Niteowl> JA!
[21:17] <Goldfish> Ja, ja, ja.
[21:17] <Lightning_Blue> lol
[21:17] <[OldF]Niteowl> ONLY FOUR HOURS?!?! what sort of capitalistic hedonistic life are you living my good friend?!?!
[21:17] <Goldfish> Never with the slanderink of good Russian people.
[21:17] <[OldF]Niteowl> NOT TO BE SLANDERINKSKI!!!
[21:17] * [OldF]Niteowl passes goldfish a shot of vodka
[21:17] <Goldfish> [That's Polish!]
[21:17] * Goldfish drinks! Then drinks more.. and more... and more.
[21:17] <Architeuthis> Pff, REAL russians inject it directly into their system
[21:18] <[OldF]Niteowl> bah! that shot is actually gasoline, but we don't have vodka at the moment, sorry for the weak subsitute!
[21:18] * Evangelion_2 has quit IRC (Quit: Connection went BAM!!!!)
[21:18] <Goldfish> VAS??!
[21:18] * Goldfish dies, thus bringing an end to a cold, breadless life.
[21:19] <Goldfish> I remember when I was little my father was getting a lawnmower out of his truck..and some gasoline splashed into his eyes
[21:19] <[OldF]Niteowl> why you die! you weak russian of sobrinski variety!!!
[21:19] <Goldfish> and got all over his clothing, so he stripped outside and ran in.. to be seen by all of my sister's friends.
[21:19] <Goldfish> CLASSIC.
[21:19] <[OldF]Niteowl> HAHAHAH
[21:19] <[OldF]Niteowl> that's.. GOLD BABAY!! GOOOOLD!!
[21:19] <[OldF]Niteowl> a variety of gold unrelated to you goldy
[21:19] <Goldfish> So, old da' is blind and running around naked.
[21:19] <[OldF]Niteowl> so i see this chan has become our little chatting room eh?
[21:20] <Goldfish> Screaming to turn the cold water in the shower on.
[21:20] * [OldF]Niteowl chortles, hopes this doesn't end tragically
[21:20] <Goldfish> May he rest in peace.
[21:20] * [OldF]Niteowl shakes head in sorrow of the
[21:20] <[OldF]Niteowl> INCREDIBLY BAD TASTE IN GOLDY JOKES!!!
[21:20] <Goldfish> .....
[21:20] <Goldfish> Not joking.
[21:20] * [OldF]Niteowl removes goldy's meece rations for a week
[21:21] <[OldF]Niteowl> i'll remove them for a month
[21:21] <[OldF]Niteowl> just watch it !!
[21:21] <Goldfish> OKIE, OKIE.. YES I AM.  OLD IVAN TOLD ME THAT ONE AT THE LOCAL PROVISIONER!
[21:21] <[OldF]Niteowl> hahaha
[21:21] <[OldF]Niteowl> local provisioner!! GOLD!
[21:21] <Goldfish> The gasoline story is real though.
[21:21] <[OldF]Niteowl> which? Helga? or Boris?
[21:21] <[OldF]Niteowl> taht is pretty funny
[21:21] <[OldF]Niteowl> did the gas damage his eye?
[21:21] <Goldfish> Neither, Helga was taken by the KGB for having 2 ply toilet paper.
[21:21] <Goldfish> No, not at all thank God.
[21:22] <[OldF]Niteowl> oh good
[21:22] * [OldF]Niteowl gets back into character
[21:22] <Architeuthis> You should've set his eye on fire for hilarious results
[21:22] <[OldF]Niteowl> well, as WELL she should! she deserves a thousand lifetimes in the gulag for having 2 ply!! our entire family lives on not more than 1/4 ply!!
[21:22] <Goldfish> Hahahaha, they used to joke like that in the motherland!
[21:22] <[OldF]Niteowl> da
[21:22] * [OldF]Niteowl nods
[21:23] <Goldfish> Meaning Siberia...
[21:23] <[OldF]Niteowl> i've been thinking of jumping in a cc and using an accent thru the entire thing
[21:23] <Goldfish> Ahh, snow farms.  Am missink home now...  ::Sniffles.::
[21:23] <[OldF]Niteowl> that'd be fun
[21:23] <[OldF]Niteowl> hahaha
[21:23] <[OldF]Niteowl> missink!
[21:23] <[OldF]Niteowl> da da my good comrade, snowfarms made the best of equal value people's snow!
[21:23] * [OldF]Niteowl hands goldy 1/6 ply kleenex
[21:23] <Goldfish> not only that, but was good for eatink!
[21:24] <[OldF]Niteowl> ONLY da BEST por my priend!
[21:24] * Goldfish blows his nose.
[21:24] * Goldfish 's nose then bleeds profusely from the sandpaper like tissue.
[21:25] <[OldF]Niteowl> dah, good russian tissue!
[21:25] <[OldF]Niteowl> none of this counterrevolutionary aloe vera CRAP!
[21:25] <Goldfish> Ja.  Is feelink a bit soft...
[21:25] <[OldF]Niteowl> hehehe
[21:25] * Goldfish eyes Niteowl suspiciously.
[21:25] <[OldF]Niteowl> HAHAH
[21:25] * [OldF]Niteowl clears through
[21:25] <[OldF]Niteowl> i was usink snow for softener, da?
[21:25] <[OldF]Niteowl> old family sekret!
[21:25] <Goldfish> Siberian snow?
[21:25] <[OldF]Niteowl> DAH! nothink but da best for goldy!
[21:26] <[OldF]Niteowl> it's disturbing this is more fun than playing ns
[21:26] <Goldfish> YOUR LIES ARE LIKE THAT OF DEMOCRACY, SIBERIAN SNOW FREEZES PAPER AND CAUSES TO BE SHATTERINK!
[21:26] * [OldF]Niteowl looks up some muds....
[21:26] <[OldF]Niteowl> IT DOES NOT!!! it must be DRY siberian snow you ignorant BOLSHEVIK!!!
[21:27] <Goldfish> I'LL MAKE THE BOLSHEVIK OF YOU, CAPITALIST PIG-DOG!
[21:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> do NOT FEED ME CAPITALISTIC GREEDY WORKER OPPRESSING TRAPS OF LIES COMRADE!!!!!
[21:27] * [OldF]Niteowl foams
[21:27] * Goldfish watches just then as the KGB bursts in and cuts their hands off!
[21:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> NO! YOU! YOUare the PIG DOG HERE!!! my good comrade!!
[21:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> GAAAH!!!
[21:27] <Goldfish> ...Am beink deservink such..
[21:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> how will iw work in Factory #17 anymore?!??!
[21:28] <[OldF]Niteowl> da, da
[21:28] <[OldF]Niteowl> KGB knows best
[21:28] <Goldfish> With wooden denture.
[21:28] * Goldfish gets his teeth knocked out.
[21:28] <[OldF]Niteowl> COMRADE! dat is GOOD wood you waste with your bleedink and such!!
[21:28] <Goldfish> Tell that to them!
[21:29] * Goldfish speaks fairly clearly after the dentures are put in by KGB dentists.
[21:29] <Goldfish> I'm not even sure the Soviets had what we like to call dentistry
[21:29] <[OldF]Niteowl> YOU TALK LIKE MONEY GRUBBING ENEMY OF THE PPL COUNTER REVOLUTIONARY PIG DOG!!!
[21:29] <Goldfish> It was probably a fish hook and like 100 pound sea bass line.
[21:29] <[OldF]Niteowl> lmfao
[21:30] <Goldfish> Ah, sovietskis..
[21:30] <[OldF]Niteowl> man, cwag would prolly lvoe this convo
[21:30] <Goldfish> Probably.
[21:30] <[OldF]Niteowl> i'll post it in the forums for all to enjoy

[Fewlio]

eep thine logs so long o:, and there is NO way im gonna go through my logs to find funny convos, im on irc like 24/7, and my klient is fubared atm, so logs not sorted by days >_>.

[DruBo]

I'd suggest posting that log with beast freaking out about the whole wolf thing, but LB would probably stab me, and hang me upside down by my testicles. ah well.

[Niteowl]

[15:27] <Lightning_blue> I'd rather go wait in line for more goulash
[15:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> yuppers
[15:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> late tho
[15:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> HAHA  lb
[15:27] <[OldF]Niteowl> don't start it up!
[15:28] <Goldfish> Mm, goulash.  Only two ruples for half-pint!
[15:28] <Goldfish> Am thinkink this is good deal.
[15:28] <Goldfish> No?
[15:28] <[OldF]Niteowl> TWO ruple?!?! you must get the FANCYvariety that's made with FOODstuffs! mine is made with snow, gravel, and sweat from good russian woman with child bearing hips and hairy back
[15:28] <Lightning_blue> Now if only teh line wasn't so long!
[15:29] <[OldF]Niteowl> da LB, da, am thinkink the line is a battle best fought with workers hands to overthrow the counterrevolutionary pig dog goulash server!
[15:29] <Goldfish> OH DO NOT BEINK OF STARTING WITH LINE SPEAK ONCE MORE, Why my great grandfather Ivanski Cheknikovia once waited fourteen day nights just for cup of water!
[15:30] <[OldF]Niteowl> am thinkink dat is pretty hardcore!
[15:30] <Goldfish> And when he got to the front of the line, KBG SHOTTINK HIM!
[15:30] * [OldF]Niteowl shakes head in wonder
[15:30] <[OldF]Niteowl> but he survived no?
[15:30] * Dubb chuckles
[15:30] <Goldfish> Of course, of course.  KGB could not afford real bullet so they use rubber bant.
[15:31] <[OldF]Niteowl> da da
[15:31] <[OldF]Niteowl> what luxury we live in now
[15:31] <Goldfish> da, now they shoot you they shoot you real good yes no?!
[15:31] <[OldF]Niteowl> KGB with real uranium tipped bullets, water with only  10% lead content, bread that doesn't break ALL your teeth! i'm thinkink dis is da golden age, no comrade?
[15:32] <[OldF]Niteowl> da da,  
[15:32] <Goldfish> ahhh, the beauties of democracy.  Once ve had nothink, now ve have prostitutes, drugs and lead bulletinskis.
[15:32] <Goldfish> Hey, anyone see X-men 2?
[15:32] <Goldfish> Why the hell wasn't Collosus a dirty Russian farmer?!
[15:33] <Goldfish> Anyway, just a side note.
[15:33] <[OldF]Niteowl> da da, lead bulletinksis
[15:33] <[OldF]Niteowl> hahah
[15:33] <Dubb> Yeah Colossus is a dirty Russkie.
[15:33] <Dubb> Was he even IN that movie?
[15:33] <Goldfish> Did I be make tellink you of my trip to Saint Petersberg?!
[15:33] <Goldfish> For 15 seconds.
[15:34] <[OldF]Niteowl> FARMERS ARE NOT DIRTY COMRADE!! they are athe BREADBASKETS of the REVOLUTION!! the WORKER of the WORKER!! you counter revolutionary pig dog capitalistic war mongering DEMOCRACY LOVER!!
[15:34] <Goldfish> It's cool, he turns into metal skin and guys shoot him..
[15:34] <Dubb> *pshh*  hell if i remember...
[15:34] <BOZO> hoots i find your smell intoxicating
[15:34] <Goldfish> but they don't show him breaking their heads off.
[15:34] <Goldfish> Like they should.
[15:34] <Dubb> yeah.  They should give him the proper respect.
[15:34] <Goldfish> SHHHH, SHHH.
[15:34] <[OldF]Niteowl> bozo: which? what?
[15:34] * Dubb sits down and listens
[15:35] <Goldfish> Am not lovink the democracy.. just... is nice to be havink more than Soviet brand everything..da?
[15:36] <Goldfish> I am rememberink the time I drove to Kiev... my soviet brand automobiliski did not even make the trip on ten hectars of petrol!
[15:36] <[OldF]Niteowl> NO! SOVIET BRAND cologne was GOOD ENOUGH FOR STALIN!?!? good enough for ME!! if it happens to smell like wet badger after decomposing in a sweathouse udner a outhouse for a brothel for diarhea ridden hookers?!? SO BE IT!! it's for da PPL!! you pig pig pig dog royalist BOOT LICKER!
[15:37] <[OldF]Niteowl> HA!
[15:37] <[OldF]Niteowl> soviet brand car
[15:37] <[OldF]Niteowl> NOT FOR DRIVING
[15:37] <BOZO> erm...yeh
[15:37] <[OldF]Niteowl> FOR PUSHING!!!  
[15:37] <BOZO> !users
[15:37] <Goldfish> I'll be showink you vat is for pushink!
[15:37] * Goldfish pushes Niteowl out of a 10 story window.
[15:37] <[OldF]Niteowl> you pampered money grubbing parasite of the workers brittnay spears lovink SAD EXCUSE FOR A SOVIETISKI!!
[15:38] * [OldF]Niteowl drops 2 feet
[15:38] <[OldF]Niteowl> SEE!?! good, russian architecture
[15:38] <Goldfish> Was beink much higher til KGB made with the bombink in 85.
[15:38] <[OldF]Niteowl> 10 stories, 2 feet, all the same, as long as the PEOPLE made it!
[15:38] <[OldF]Niteowl> well, the building should hav eknown better
[15:38] <Goldfish> Hm, I need to shift back into American Goldfish for a while.
[15:38] <Goldfish> Too much ex-communism makes me something something.
[15:39] <[OldF]Niteowl> the shadow it was casting DID look amazink like a counter revolutionary amerrican dollar sign..if you squinted, and had all your vodka rationsat once
[15:39] <[OldF]Niteowl> GO CRAZY!??!
[15:39] <Goldfish> DON'T MIND IF I DO!
[15:39] * Goldfish swings his axe wildly at Niteowl.
[15:39] * [OldF]Niteowl breaks glass marked
[15:40] <[OldF]Niteowl> "BREAK IN CASE OF GOLDY GOING INSANE!!"
[15:40] <[OldF]Niteowl> stay away goldy!
[15:40] <[OldF]Niteowl> stay. away.
[15:40] *** XeerO|NS is now known as XeerO
[15:40] * Goldfish twitch, twitch, twitcheroos.
[15:40] <Goldfish> Have a good game, XeerO?
[15:40] <XeerO> yes
[15:40] <XeerO>
[15:40] <[OldF]Niteowl> youkonw where this is going right goldy?

[lolfighter]

I was havink good laughski.

[Grimm]

Sometimes I think its just better if peopel actually get into the channel and chat. Sometimes, the 'funny stuff' people like to post are those 'had to have been there at the time' kinda things.

And its just more fun to be there to chat with everyone.

[Fewlio]

Sometimes I think its just better if peopel actually get into the channel and chat. Sometimes, the 'funny stuff' people like to post are those 'had to have been there at the time' kinda things.

And its just more fun to be there to chat with everyone.

you think thats bad you should see my logs

[Grimm]

Actually, its funny that I even keep logs, I can't see myself going and looking through them. History not involving myself never has interested me much.

[Lightning Blue]

Generally these are posted right after the fact.

So he isn't actually seaching through his logs at all.  

[Grimm]

I went back to check out my logs a while ago for the hell of it, and discovered that its all one big long notepad file.

I just kinda assumed it would keep the log on a day to day basis, guess not.

Funny thing is, this log is like a large novel cause I've kept it goin for the past few weeks.

[Fewlio]

klient keeps it day by day/month by month ect, but mirc is all just one big notepad , unsure about Hydra, I think hydra also does day by day.... not quite sure though :}, and I know nutzing of other clients! NUUUTZING!

[Jane]

*has 20 pages worth of funny irc convos/ funny "possible setinfos" as I call them. . . wonders if she should post some*  :lol:

[15:27] <tit> you americans are stupid
[15:27] <Envy|Nadagast> you're american!
[15:28] <dn`leech> i've been here for a LONG time lol
[15:28] <ir|Annihilator> bleh, stupid americans, **** u.  OH NO, THE GERMANS ARE COMMING.  AMERICANS, we Love you!!! Save us!!
[15:28] <dn`lucid|at`work> zee germans
[15:28] <Radiance[sick]> Ach mein leapen!
[15:28] <dn`leech> stop whining
[15:28] <fallout> tit, to say that you have to say something like u amerikans r dumb followed by "take pincillin I've sent you interweb anthrax!"
[15:28] <tit> how about i say america sucks and leave it at that
[15:28] <dn`leech> get to da choppa noooow!
[15:29] <Radiance[sick]> I can't stand mineshaft.. its like.. nazi penis... "Ach! Mein Shaft!" >_<
[15:29] <dn`leech> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

um ok maybe one more short one for now. . .

[09:28] <[wage]Jane|hopeful> I have been disbursing my snow on anyone who will take it
[09:35] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> I live in oregon we never get snow in the valley :/
[09:36] <[wage]Jane|hopeful> four cities put back into weather advisory, and mine was one of them
[09:37] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> well maybe you will get a white christmas
[09:37] * [wage]Jane|hopeful is now known as [wage]Jane|slightly`less`hopeful
[09:37] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> or is that the case every year for you
[09:37] <[FFT]Rellix> hah
[09:37] <[wage]Jane|slightly`less`hopeful> we get snow every year
[09:37] <[FFT]Rellix> we never get snow
[09:37] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> and hello rellix
[09:37] <[FFT]Rellix> scotland sucks for snow
[09:37] <_XpLoSiVe_> lol
[09:38] <[FFT]Rellix> last white xmas was like 7 years ago
[09:38] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> but its great for sheepsex
[09:38] <[wage]Jane|slightly`less`hopef> ~.^
[09:38] <[FFT]Rellix> yes perfect tourist destination for you
[09:38] * [wage]Jane|slightly`less`hopef wishes she didn't know moogle was into sheep sex >.<
[09:38] * _XpLoSiVe_ has left #fftclan
[09:38] <[FFT]Rellix> beer/whisky/games and sheep
[09:39] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> moi? Im not the one from scotland jane
[09:39] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> I think you are confuzzled
[09:39] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> rellix is the sheep humpist here
[09:39] <[FFT]Rellix> nah i use girls
[09:39] <[FFT]SpaceMoron5> he has a sheep named armory for crying out loud
[09:39] <[FFT]Rellix> sheep arent attractve
[09:40] <[wage]Jane|slightly`less`hopef> lol

{exoity} if anyone here fears dxo, they should just /part when grendel gets here

<[wage-r]Renegade> who is chanserv
<[wage-r]Renegade> sometimes it talks

ok, well maybe they were funnier for me then for you, but I have some with people from LM *hesitates to put those up though*

[ANeM]

<isoPC> Laughing Out Loud
<ANeM> No. you're not laughing. You're probably just smirking, or at most smiling slightly, but lets face it. Unless you happen to be some kind of retarded monkey sh** who laughs at everything, chances are that there was nothing said that made you laugh "out loud" or at all for that matter.
<ANeM> That having been said, you are a f**king moron.
<Rick`> ANeM the world hates you too.
<ANeM> I know =D

[lolfighter]

For your perusal. I'm in "tired mode", so my sense of humour is warped and erroneous.

* XeerO|sleep was kicked by lb|works (XeerO|sleep)
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v XeerO|sleep
<DHP> o_O
<lolfighter> Ceremonial kick I guess
<DHP> we have a lot of those here
<DHP> apparently
* lolfighter gets that gleam in his eyes
<DHP> D:
* DHP is now known as DogdeHP
* DogdeHP is now known as DogdeBackHP
<DogdeBackHP> phew
<lolfighter> Now you're asking for it
* lolfighter is now known as lolfighter|trinity
<DogdeBackHP> o_O
* DogdeBackHP was kicked by lolfighter|trinity (Dodge this)