Insane Constant Kicking

[SuicidaL MonkeY]

:huh: ...well im new to the forums, but not to ns..i've been playing on Lunixmonster for some time now, but evertime i join if theres 16 players on or even if there isnt i'll be kicked and it happens at least 4 to 5 times per game...could the admin possible help me out.. :help:

[Uranium - 235]

You need a reserved slot. They uh... cost only um, $20, directly payable... to uh... me

[Nuketheplace]

Its the ping kicker.  It got me every time untill I got a reserved slot.  

Don't wory we don't hate you or anything, you just have the highest ping and so you get auto kicked.

And Uranium - 235 is wrong about who you pay to get that slot.  Its 40$ payable to me... I mean, him.

[BobTheJanitor]

I'll see your 40 and raise you ten dollars and a bottle of fine vodka. PM me for payment details!

Also, hang around, be a good and friendly player, and always remember to compliment the admins one their AMAZING style. Because, you know, they're just great. I stand in awe of their mighty abilities. They all drive fast cars, women swoon before them, men follow them unquestioningly, nations rise and fall at their very whims.

That's how you get a brown nose -- er, reserved slot.

[Lightning Blue]

Either you are being RS kicked or Steamed.

Let's knock out one of them, report to the RS forum stat!

[Sancho]

Too easy.  He didn't even bribe you yet :angry:

[BobTheJanitor]

Yeah, I had to go through the induction ceremony. With the vat of boiling honey and the weird organ music. And then all the admins spanked me. Didn't you guys have to do that? Guys?

...


guys?

[JHunz]

We haven't gotten to that yet with the others.  Do you know how much it costs to get that much honey up to the proper temperature?

[Niteowl]

bob, hunz, GOOOOOOLLDD.

[Grimm]

With the vat of boiling honey and the weird organ music. ...

Hey, thats not some plain ol' 'weird' organ music, I practiced long and hard to learn that song.

[Uranium - 235]

I stand in awe of their mighty abilities.

Tell that to !8ball on IRC...

<Uranium-235> !8ball Am I always right?
<ChanServ> Uranium-235: No.
<Uranium-235> :/
<Uranium-235> !8ball Do all bow before my aweinspiring presence?
<ChanServ> Uranium-235: Absolutely not.
<Uranium-235> You know what 8ball? Screw you.

[Seth]

ah yes bob, my experience was just as tramatic.

but they were useing the ol style cs trout to spank me, and it wasnt honey but liquid nitrogen, and i heard no organ music sounded more like a hog tied woman screaming for her sanity...  :ph34r:  but that coulda just been the echo i heard inside my skull just before they inplanted the reslot device, can still hear the drill at night   :wacko:

[Uranium - 235]

Who used a drill, I'd find an arc welder a much more sanitary way.

[JHunz]

But I like the feel of splattering blood

[Black Mage]

they didn't do much to me, partly because i agreed to cast high level lightning spells at the recruits, and partly because i sold my soul to lb

[Grimm]

But I like the feel of splattering blood

Who doesn't?

[SuicidaL MonkeY]

i like splattering blood..always a plus in games ...but i'd much rather see decapitation or DismembermenT...what can i say, i love the aliens lol  

[SuicidaL MonkeY]

p.s thank you Lightning Blue i rarley get kicked now ^^

[Smoke Nova]

I didn't go through much torture to get RS'ed...I just had to promise to sacrifice my first-born to LB, my second to Flayra and my third to LB again.

[Jefe]

Well yeah, Smoke, do you know how much it costs to get that much honey up to the proper temperature?