Author Topic: Deathclock (Read 5607 times)

duherman · March 30, 2005, 01:41:43 PM

Go to www.deathclock.com, take the quiz and see when you are expected to die.
According to the deathclock I die Wednesday, July 2, 2064.

X-S-Z · March 30, 2005, 01:56:25 PM

Wednesday, Feb 24th, 2055

Though this is off because I don't fall under normal BMI standards. I'm 6'4, 315lbs with 18 percent body fat, which for someone of my height, would normally be morbidly obese. Still, 71 is a ripe old age in my book, so I'm happy. :p

A Boojum Snark · March 30, 2005, 02:05:01 PM

I found this thing quite about a year ago, seems they have not changed the calculation as it is still fairly close to what I remember. August 7, 2075

CryForMe · March 30, 2005, 02:16:43 PM

March 8, 2081. I'll live just shy of my 99th birthday, which would be the 15th.

AzubahF · March 30, 2005, 02:39:27 PM

I tried submitting my info several times, put the same info in each time... and each time it came up with a different date... different by quite a few years each time

Manta · March 30, 2005, 02:50:54 PM

Wednesday, September 20, 2062.

I input my "mode" as sadistic out of curiosity and the seconds were ticking by at twice the rate. Wtf?

A Boojum Snark · March 30, 2005, 03:56:52 PM

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I tried submitting my info several times, put the same info in each time... and each time it came up with a different date... different by quite a few years each time
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Yes, there is some randomness put into it on purpose I believe. Probably so certain people don't freak out or somesuch.

2_of_8 · March 30, 2005, 04:04:21 PM

60 more years here!
...
blatant lies.

AzubahF · March 30, 2005, 04:30:57 PM

the first time I did it it said I was gonna die Mar 21, 2026. 48 years old, heh. figures, right at the end of winter, too :p

Nuketheplace · March 30, 2005, 06:09:56 PM

Friday, July 12, 2080 At the ripe old age of around 92.

And my obligatory Zoidberg quote "Ohh I call dibs on his pants!"

Mr.Bill · March 30, 2005, 06:29:30 PM

Sunday, November 6, 2061

so, ill live to be.... something above 60, I dont feel like doing mental math :-D

Zero7 · Friday, April 1, 2005

Friday, April 1, 2005

Mac · March 30, 2005, 06:53:28 PM

Monday, November 29, 2060. I'll be like 73 then.. if the world hasn't come to an end or I haven't been murdered or something.

Uranium - 235 · March 30, 2005, 07:40:25 PM

Saturday, March 3, 2038

Bahahaha

EDIT: This is mine if I were an overweight smoking fatass

Thursday, March 3, 2044

Hmm time to hit MickeyD's and light up some unfiltered.

Diablus · March 30, 2005, 08:37:12 PM

well 73 isnt too bad... unless the Aztecs are right about 2012.

Asal · March 30, 2005, 09:35:21 PM

Wednesday, November 30, 2033

Oi. I'm gonna die young....Not like I didn't expect that, though. Actually, I'm suprised I hit 48 before I get knocked off.

Rath · March 30, 2005, 10:44:36 PM

Sunday, April 17, 2072, two days b4 my ....86th? birtday.

Evangelion_2 · April 03, 2005, 11:47:36 AM

Born: November 10, 1987
Died: August 22, 2061
What a cruel world this is!?!!!
/me goes and cryogenically freezes himself to prove the clock is wrong

duherman · April 04, 2005, 07:57:55 AM

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Born: November 10, 1987
Died: August 22, 2061
What a cruel world this is!?!!!
/me goes and cryogenically freezes himself to prove the clock is wrong
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Haha you will end up like fry off futurama.

lolfighter · April 04, 2005, 08:48:01 AM

Stupid?