What follows is the final transmissions of the U.S.S Cyborg moments before all contact was lost after a concentrated attack by Spyware Ships.
Sys. Ops: Captain we have unconfirmed reports of suspicious activity, possibly spyware!
Sensors: Unidentified objects have appeared in browser... some new toolbar it appears...
Captain: Query the system. I want all spyware accounted for.
Sensors: Captain, something's come up on scope! Twelve... fourty... eighty... over one hundred and seventy spyware ships detected!
Captain: Shields up and prepare weapons, I want all-
Sensors: SPYWARE TORPEDO LAUNCH DETECTED! PREPARE FOR IMPACT!
* BEWM! *
Captain: All hands, damage report!
Sys. Ops: System... losing... stability...
Engineering: We've lost control of the browser! Advertising inbound!
Captain: Launch countermeasures!
Weapons: Countermeasures away!
Engineering: Homepage has been changed! Links rerouting to advertising! Attempting emergency failsafe shutdown!
Sys. Ops: Sir! Something is eating the system from the inside! Icons spontaneously appearing on all decks!
Captain: Weapons! What is your status!
Weapons: We're charging the main system... sustained damage during attack... can't... control...
Sensors: Sir! Another volley inbound!
Captain: Break hard port bearing one five one! Launch countermeasures!
Weapons: Countermeasures away!
Sensors: Fourteen popups inbound sir!
Weapons: Countermeasures missed!
Captain: Prepare for impact!
Sys Ops: We have confirmed reports of 8 installed items running! Sir- we... have- can't... would you like to scan your computer for porn?
Captain: System Operations is damaged!
Sensors: INCOMING SHUTDOWN OF REMOTE PROCEDURE CALL!
Engineering: HULL BUCKLING! PRESSURE LOSS ON ALL DECKS!
Sys Ops: Catastrophic failure of all systems! We're going-
About an hour ago that pretty much happened to me. In the space of 1 minute, I got attacked by every type of spyware I'd ever heard of, ending with the nuclear weapon of spyware attacks: The RPC shutdown. Up until then I'd had absolutely nothing spyware related: It started with all my IE settings getting reset. I cleaned that out and began running ad-aware, when I found all 174 pieces of spyware. The scan was just finishing when suddenly about 60 popups blew my screen away. I fought them back and found icons spontaneously appearing all over my desktop. Then I opened ctrl-alt-delete and began killing as many processes as I could, but more and more just kept popping up. Wondering if I had a trojan or something, I fired up my firewall and blocked the ports. I probably would've been better off unplugging my internet. The firewall didn't stop anything, and suddenly programs started to run. I'm sitting here going nuts fighting it back when admist a barrage of bizarre crap (Including IE launching and randomly browsing advertising pages) I get the RPC shutdown message. That was it, the CYBORG (Name of my comp) took a catastrophic hit and I reached over and cut the power.
I've spent the last hour cleaning up the chemical spill that's overtaken my computer.