Author Topic: New Marine 'Upgrade' Proposal  (Read 4042 times)

January 11, 2005, 10:31:25 PM
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Vitamin Lead

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Wouldn't it be nice as a commander to get those HMG's and HA's RIGHT NOW, instead of waiting a crucial minute and a half while Onos kill your bases and 3rd hive skulks Xeno the crap out of you? Wouldn't everyone like to have as much res as they need RIGHT NOW, and get what they want/need RIGHT NOW? And just think how much your marines will love you if they all get their choice of equipment. Well, now you can do all this and more! The Commander's Intergalactic Credit Union has approved a new upgrade for marine commanders in the field: the 'Commander's Best Friend' VISA credit card! With it, you can buy all those HA's and HMG's and not worry about paying a cent! Until of course, your marines rambo off to the nearest hive and get wasted, leaving you with no better weapons or armor, and debt up the yeist.  Forseeing this problem, the good people at Mastercard have also put out a Commander Friendly Credit Card, and with it, a commander can effortlessly swipe it in the card reader, which by the way, the new ZX1002 Command Consoles have, and pay off his VISA card. Then, with his VISA card, he can buy MORE HA/HMG!! It's like weapons and armor FOR FREE!! By now, the aliens know that they've won, but heck, the rines still think that they have resflow, and the comm thinks that he is the L337est comm ever to live. So when you hear your marines yell at you, "Hey Cornmander, drop me a shirtgun!" you'll be glad to oblige!

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January 12, 2005, 03:12:27 AM
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So thats what the monitor on the side of the cc is for. Its where you swipe your card and add your pin no.!  :D

Hate to see what they would send after you if your credit line got to big. :blink:

January 12, 2005, 04:03:07 PM
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You know the laser on tanith that blows the wall open to sat com.

That’s fired from Visa’s capitol ship "The Collector".

January 12, 2005, 06:47:19 PM
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"HA RUSH TO WIN THE GA_ oh ^^, I maxed my card and now their sending the repomen... WE HAVE TWO ENEMIES NOW!"

It'd be fun, and BAM 3d race

 
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January 13, 2005, 07:38:52 AM
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"Wait, that's not the repoman... it's the REAPERMAN! Run for your lives!"

Oh, and I think this belongs in Off-Topic.

January 13, 2005, 04:19:14 PM
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If your credit rating gets too bad, they reposses your IPs.
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January 13, 2005, 10:29:08 PM
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er.. which doohickey is the capacitor? and not a FLUX capacitor right?!? cuz then i'd have to put it in my Dolorian..
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January 13, 2005, 11:02:04 PM
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next they'll come for your kidneys  :ph34r:
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January 14, 2005, 08:58:05 PM
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Thats why you take a loan

January 16, 2005, 03:16:04 AM
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So thats what the monitor on the side of the cc is for. Its where you swipe your card and add your pin no.!  :D

Hate to see what they would send after you if your credit line got to big. :blink:
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January 16, 2005, 10:24:00 AM
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To be safe, use Capital One.
It's twice as clear as heaven and twice as loud as reason.

January 17, 2005, 01:12:41 AM
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To be safe, use Capital One.
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Whats in Your comm chair?

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January 31, 2005, 05:33:18 PM
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January 31, 2005, 05:56:35 PM
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so, would this be viking coming for us, or like an army of skulks?

 
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February 01, 2005, 03:40:09 PM
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It could be Flayra, come to claim your Constieship.
Necrosis killed Holy_Devil with pistol
Holy_Devil: cheater

February 01, 2005, 09:12:58 PM
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Heck why not add a FOURTH race, space pirates to steal your credit card and plunder your booty! ARrr!

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February 02, 2005, 03:00:04 PM
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OGM pegleg-hopping is unbalanced.







Potential pirate weapons -

Primal YARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bilge Bomb

Potential Upgrades -

Eyepatch
Scent of Rum
Necrosis killed Holy_Devil with pistol
Holy_Devil: cheater