Author Topic: Best College Essay Ever  (Read 5125 times)

January 11, 2005, 04:04:06 PM
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Diablus

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WARNING: Does contain many bad words if you get offended by bad words, then dont read,

([size=8]I dont see why this should be locked though when you have a thread containing sexual positions from hl2 characters out there[/size] ;) )

Read it here.




How he pulled off such a high grade for that is questionable, my asumption is he was doing excellent in class and handed it in as a brilliant joke.






----read this after you read the paper:










Or he was just dropping out of school and didnt give a damn anymore
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January 11, 2005, 04:55:01 PM
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Page three, "Page is to big"

I think it's a prank.  No professor would make such a simple and stupid mistake.
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January 11, 2005, 05:14:33 PM
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Wow. I refuse to believe that that was handed in!
I can't believe I read the whole thing o_O
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January 11, 2005, 05:19:48 PM
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That was so unfunny in comparison to THESE that it makes me SICK!

*edit*

Hehe thanks zero :p fixed the link to make with supreme funnies.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2005, 06:21:59 PM by @gentOrange »
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January 11, 2005, 06:07:45 PM
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AO's link is broken. http://htpp// ?
« Last Edit: January 11, 2005, 06:14:48 PM by Zero7 »
... *Sigh* When I Get A Sig That's NOT Consider Fan Service, I'll Put It Here
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January 11, 2005, 07:11:25 PM
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:lol:  thats great, i love where all the -1's are
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January 11, 2005, 09:02:24 PM
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and "opedius said :D that ^^ it's :P" that got a lollerskates out of me

other than that, nothing special
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January 11, 2005, 09:17:09 PM
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i'll link you to my term paper after i get a grade for it.
my teacher said she wouldn't take off points for pictures :p
(it has a nine page appendix filled with pics)

January 12, 2005, 01:48:35 AM
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The handwriting is definitely not off a professor, spelling mistakes and style make that pretty obvious. And if that doesn't quite convince you, read the fake kids name - its Mr. Freeman.

Yeah right.

January 12, 2005, 07:44:00 AM
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diab: add like 3-5 more 'enters' if you will between the "----read this after you read the paper:" if you want people to wait ;o i could read it with my high resolution before scrolling at all

as for teh essay;

interesting indeed. seems he did indeed not care, or generally hated the class overall. funny anyway, though. i wonder, did this actually happen though? anyone can use a red pen..

January 12, 2005, 12:58:47 PM
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The handwriting is definitely not off a professor, spelling mistakes and style make that pretty obvious. And if that doesn't quite convince you, read the fake kids name - its Mr. Freeman.

Yeah right.
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you do in fact know Gorodn isnt the only one with the last name Freeman

January 12, 2005, 03:25:33 PM
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well, i just got my term paper back

the paper had three parts

WARNING: this paper contains voilence. the pictures are even more violent.
the text
appendix A: images (warning ~3.7MB)
appendix B: biblio

for a term paper that had references to both 'all your base' and had this image included. i think i got a decent grade.

What did magey get? he got an A- (and a comment stating that the paper was "incredibly interesting')

January 12, 2005, 03:40:50 PM
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Maybe if it had less retarded Japanese crap it would have been good.

January 12, 2005, 09:20:13 PM
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Maybe if it had less retarded Japanese crap it would have been good.
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Quoted for truth.

January 13, 2005, 06:11:14 AM
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well, it started off as part of a joke
we had a choice of a doing the paper over a career or a criminal, i was going to write one over [insert random tech job here] but jokes == funneh

January 13, 2005, 01:29:27 PM
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Maybe if it had less retarded Japanese crap it would have been good.
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I found it fairly interesting.

January 13, 2005, 04:07:16 PM
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I don't see what's funny about a 12 year old girl killing an 11 year old girl.  Some joke.
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January 13, 2005, 04:47:04 PM
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It's Japanese, that apparently makes it 50x more awesome.

January 13, 2005, 09:53:36 PM
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I don't see what's funny about a 12 year old girl killing an 11 year old girl.  Some joke.
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1 - the 11 year old killed the 12 year old
2 - it's not the killing it's the "fandom" that has formed around it that i focus on
3 - said "fandom" is funny because it consists of teenage-young adult males who idol-ify an eleven year old girl
4 - i did say at the end that it was not funny
5 - there is no number five
6 - there is no spoon either
7 - but there is a spork

January 14, 2005, 06:34:52 AM
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My browser must be broken.... I know for sure I clicked on "lunixmonster" in my favorites, but it seems that somehow I wound up on 4chan.