What's Some Of The Wierdest Crap You Own?

[ANeM]

er.. a Monkey made out of a coconut...
A wooden humming bird
A defective Disney plush frog with crossed eyes..
A pocket knife with my initals engraved on it that I was given when I was like.. 5 months old. Someone obviously expected me to turn out a psycho...
My lava lamp which some how formed a pillar of wax and hasn't been used since... There is some kind of evil force at work in it.... :ph34r:
er.. No radioactive stuff.. yet
A medic bag from WW2..
A violin thats like.. 75 years old..
Other random junk..

[Niteowl]

wow... I mentioned a vibrator and none of you guys batted an eyelid... you feeling ok? XD

good for you gem, take pleasure into your own hands, as the case may be. YOU GO GIRL/BOY!!!!

[Niteowl]

Well Hoots - you've moved me without even trying.

I think I'm gonna pick me up a copy of The Satanic Verses today - I've been meaning too for quite a bit and haven't had the chance yet.

Thank ya kindly  ^^

totally worth it. the first chapter is fantastic. i love his writing. Midnight's Children was the first on i read.

prolly the next oddest thing i got is a really old edition of Atlas Shrugged. i finished that not too long ago, man, that book is DENSE!! soooo much content. i've never felt the sensation of accomplishment from finishing a book as i have when i got through that tome.

and yes, LF, that is pretty  much right. the married and no weird stuff. but i never really collected weird things in the first place.

[Satanic Monkey]

Only crap i own is a super mario doll    and a Satanic Bible(can't find it) or something like that and poems by Alester Crowley or some name like that.

[lolfighter]

The Satanic Verses eh? I should read that someday. If you can get a fatwa(h?) issued against you over a book, it SHOULD make for an interesting read.

[Geminosity]

lol!!! eeeep!  I said it's not mine XD

the 'item' in questions and what I mention in the first post I made is the Rampant Rabbit (link baleeted to protect the innocent).  Basically my mum likes to hold ann summers parties from time to time and everyone gets very very drunk (except me =P ).  Net result is I usually end up asking her what the heck she ordered and she doesn't even know which makes for some fun packages.  The rampant rabbit is one of these mysterious buys which has, like most of that stuff for some reason, ended up in my room ^^;

I've also got a hoopla game but lets just say the thing you throw the hoops around isn't the usual thing you'd expect XD

[Niteowl]

Only crap i own is a super mario doll     and a Satanic Bible(can't find it) or something like that and poems by Alester Crowley or some name like that.

IIRC, the Satanic Bible was made by a gothy sorta feller from the States in the 60's or 70's right? it's basically just a rail against the hypocrisy and such of the Christianity he sees around him. now get yourself some Nietsche, that's some dark meanderings.

[Satanic Monkey]

The guy who wrote the Satanic bible is Magus Anton Szandor LaVey.

[Nuketheplace]

Hrm strange crap, really nothing.  Maybe if you count 8-9 computers strange thats about it.  Oh yah 5000 magic cards and a brother that spends all his free time at the local game store thats about it.

[Black Mage]

uranium, where do you live? i feel the need to stop by your house

[Satiagraha]

man, i haven't made explosives in a while, i wonder whats wrong with me.... v_v
I should try a Dry Ice pressure bomb, i've heard that those are great, although you have to watch out b/c they could explode at any given moment (as the dry ice thaws)

Never really messed with anything radioactive though (or satanic :p )

[Venmoch]

OK we have concrete evidence.

Gem is a girl.

[lolfighter]

Tentacles! Err, Venmoch!
Sure about that? Remember, it was his mother who ordered the thing - it just ended up in his room. I might have something like that too, if given the chance...

[Satiagraha]

OK we have concrete evidence.

Gem is a girl.

are you sure?... :blink:

[Venmoch]

Yes

Well, I think so....

Anyway, enough of this talk!

[Geminosity]

ooh! fighter called me a he =o
~pulls a jumper over him and giggles~

[Dirty Harry Potter]

now for the final test...

Gem that giggling makes you look fat!

*awaits reaction, and thus the decision of which sex ghe is*

[Satiagraha]

Haha, poor Gem. It's ok, the giggling doesn't make you look fat, DHP is just being mean :p

[Niteowl]

i will always assume Gem is just a very very very giggly Scottish boy, unless he tells me otherwise

[dep03]

Say what? You have a camoflauged golf ball?!

That's crazy! :lol:

I guess one of the weirdest objects that I own is a "Universal Lock Tool Kit". You know, it's one of those things that you slide through the window to hook the lock. I guess people that jack cars and stuff use this type of thing a lot. :p