A Moment Of Silence Please

[Architeuthis]

Jocelyne Raymond is dead. It'll probably come to you as a shock if you haven't heard it already, but there it is. She was run over by a tractor 3 days ago, while tending to her cows at her farm in Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec. She was a spectacular french canadian, doing such french-canadianish things as speaking french and eating poutine like a pro.

For those of you who don't know her, I think a list of random french canadian slang will help you understand her better.

Abeille: A bee.
Arbre: A tree.
Anatoler: The act of being an Anatole, as in a total rouplis.
Biere: An Anatole's drink of choice.
Becot: Having sexual relations with a midget. It's a metaphor.
Baiser: It's what you do when you feel spent. "Oh man je suis tellement en train de baiser."
Cire: Whatever you're chewing on at the time.
Carosse: A really nice car.
Citron: A really really nice carosse.
Digerer: Washing your carosse. "J'ai digerer toute mon carosse!"
Didgeridoo: A fat groussia,
Ecouter: Beating someone up.
Ecrire: Spinning around until you're dizzy, then puking on the person nearest to you.
Forniquer: The act of flipping pancakes over.
Fif: Someone you like a lot.
Groussia: A girl.
Hortique: The door to your house.
Pote: A friend.
Seins: Slang for breasts.
Boules: Slang for breasts.
Melons: Slang for breasts.
Totons: Slang for breasts.
Roplouplou: Slang for breasts.
Poitrine: Slang for breasts.
Rododo: Slang for breasts.
Mamelons: Nipples.
Poutine: A meal made of moose meat, maple syrup and cheese.
Pete: A fart.
Chier: Giving a kiss. "J'ai chier partout dans ta face."
Marde: A delicious chocolate dessert, like mousse.
Grabualsa: Something you yell out when you're really happy.
Super crackpot dans le toaster: Something that is amazingly cool. "Ca c'est vraiment super crackpot dans le toaster!"
Grille-pain: A machine that gives cake.
Tabarnac: French swear.
Christie: French swear.
Calisse: French swear.
Expos: The best baseball team ever.
Farfelu: Someone who's very smart.
Farfadet: A leprechaun.
Barbu: Someone who's really fat.


Here's some prices for poutines:

Small poutine: 1.99
Medium poutine: 2.99
Large poutine: 4.99

A good poutine is called poutine. A bad poutine is called poutine.

There, I hope that helps. If you've got any questions, feel fre to ask.

[sonic]

Archi my pote, i'll take half a pound of your finest boules. And I will pay you in chier if thats allright.

[bacon_flaps]

FYI she actually marketed some of the stuff she made.  Had some when I was in Alberta this summer.  Sucks that she's gone D:  Hand squeezed curdled milk tastes so much better.

[fatty]

archi my fif, you should come over and we can ecouter some didgeridoo while we becot together. if i can touch your roplouplou you can ecrire me. after that i would probably be baiser though, i don't know i can forniquer the barbu farfadet.


p.s. bringing your poutine would be super crackpot dans le toaster.

Grabualsa!

[Dubbilex]

GRABUALSA, MRS. JOCELYNE
you were my boy.

[DruBo]

:blink:

Reading this makes me feel like I may be crazy.

[Malevolent]

There's nothing wrong with being crazy Drubo. It's ok.

[Diablus]

I feel bad.... such a...... random way to go..... :blink:  v_v

Though im pretty sure Since i live in a suburban enviornment and not near any farms or countrysides which accidents like that must happen frequently, (or enough so it doesnt seem totally random) So yea.. anyhows... at least i wasn't something very brutal such as a Combine Harvester or something.

my condolences

[EmperorPenguin]

Man, obviously I'm way behind on my French-Canadian slang.  I didn't recognize a single thing on here!

Except for rododos.  Oh, those fine fine rododos.

Peace out Jocelyne, you and your fine rododos.

[Vinegar Ninja]

<_<
and I thought so highly of you archi.....

[CForrester]

Good old artery-clogging poutine.

[Black Mage]

a pathetic attempt at mockery, my opinion follows vinnie's on most points ...

[Niteowl]

i thought it was funny! maybe it's a canadian thing?

BRING OUT SOME STAN ROGERS BABAY! or THE HIP!!

[Architeuthis]

a pathetic attempt at mockery, my opinion follows vinnie's on most points ...

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Hahahahahaha, so you're telling me you actually enjoyed TAK's thread?

I understand that he just wanted us to understand Mac Dre better, but that thread was completely ridiculous. There's better ways to learn about someone than just random slang.

Besides, you know nothing about being funny so my ego remains incredibly huge!

[Dubbilex]

Besides, you know nothing about being funny so my ego remains incredibly huge!

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It's true!  He let me see it!

[lolfighter]

I would have expressed my sympathies, perhaps, if this was not such a blatant attempt at mockery.

[Vinegar Ninja]

I would expect this crap of esuna, not you.
TAK may have made what you believe to be a silly thread, but TAK obviously thinks its important enough to post. You have no right to belittle him, and you should be asamed. It wouldnt matter if its forlorn, he still has the right to post, and I would THINK the right to not be harassed by the ADMIN TEAM NO LESS.

[Architeuthis]

Harassed? Like I said, I understood his intentions, but the original thread WAS silly. And so is this thread. This isn't an insult to TAK. If anything, it shows how his original thread looked to other people; completely random.

You can't learn about someone by having a list of slang. All it can do is help you understand what he's saying. A better approach for this would've been to post lyrics to a song and explain what was going on.

The fact that most people here don't care about rap culture is irrelevant. The thread didn't help TAK's cause one bit.

Anyway, you're right, I feel ashamed, I can see how my thread is horribly insulting for TAK. I insulted rap, which he cares about a lot. I said horrible things about him and his sexual oritentation. And then I punched his mom in the face.

I'M SORRY TAK. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT SCARRED FOR LIFE

[esuna]

I would expect this crap of esuna, not you.

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I'm hurt. -_-

[Vinegar Ninja]

well, in your defense, you would prolly be drunk while doing it, realize your mistake later, and appologise for it :p
and its not like you do it all the time, just those random outbursts that your known for.