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September 13, 2004, 10:39:29 AM
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Malibu Stacey

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I felt the need to share this.


September 13, 2004, 12:24:33 PM
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Lafftastic.

September 13, 2004, 12:29:07 PM
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Ever thought he was being sarcastic?


September 13, 2004, 12:39:01 PM
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Just looks like a crappy attempt at making a point. He probably was being sarcastic.

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September 13, 2004, 02:13:05 PM
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eh it is a bit funny but ya that has to be a bit sarcastic
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er.. which doohickey is the capacitor? and not a FLUX capacitor right?!? cuz then i'd have to put it in my Dolorian..
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September 13, 2004, 08:20:02 PM
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haha scripts I get it

September 14, 2004, 11:33:12 AM
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Damn joo clann0rz and your weld scriptkiddiehax!!!11oneone


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Holy_Devil: cheater

September 14, 2004, 02:59:44 PM
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ok the point is this guy is in cri (a clan known for thier masses of scripts and a lamer called Forlorn) & he can't weld us because mp_blockscripts is on. Esuna clearly found it funny as did a few other marines.
I found it quite funny at the time but I guess I must have a Kafkaesque sense of humour or something. I think its the fact that for something as simple as welding, these people have to write a script to automate it when all they actually have to do is hit the 4 key & then press their +attack key.

September 14, 2004, 05:39:51 PM
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WTH?
What kind of script would that be? "slot4; +attack"? That's just freaking stupid. I can't see any point to it. How is that any better than hiting 4(hud_fastswitch ftw)?

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September 14, 2004, 06:37:17 PM
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WTH?
What kind of script would that be? "slot4; +attack"? That's just freaking stupid. I can't see any point to it. How is that any better than hiting 4(hud_fastswitch ftw)?
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well maybe it directs it to the welder if say you have mines and or a hand nade :blink:
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er.. which doohickey is the capacitor? and not a FLUX capacitor right?!? cuz then i'd have to put it in my Dolorian..
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September 14, 2004, 09:07:27 PM
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ok the point is this guy is in cri (a clan known for thier masses of scripts and a lamer called Forlorn) & he can't weld us because mp_blockscripts is on. Esuna clearly found it funny as did a few other marines.
I found it quite funny at the time but I guess I must have a Kafkaesque sense of humour or something. I think its the fact that for something as simple as welding, these people have to write a script to automate it when all they actually have to do is hit the 4 key & then press their +attack key.
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Have to?  Perhaps consider that they may have wrote it merely for convenience.  Like almost every script, as a matter of fact.

September 15, 2004, 05:10:34 AM
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WTH?
What kind of script would that be? "slot4; +attack"? That's just freaking stupid. I can't see any point to it. How is that any better than hiting 4(hud_fastswitch ftw)?
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a simple pistolscript.
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September 15, 2004, 03:24:26 PM
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Bind mousewheel to welder!!!
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Holy_Devil: cheater

September 15, 2004, 10:55:09 PM
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My bet would be:
alias +weld "weapon_welder; +attack"
alias -weld "-attack; lastinv"
bind <key> +weld

Not a bad script per se, makes the welder work sort of like the flashlight in doom 3. Press a key and it pops out and starts welding, release the key and it switches back to your last weapon. But definitely won't work with blockscripts on.

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September 16, 2004, 07:35:32 PM
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September 16, 2004, 07:54:29 PM
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haha
You lose at first posts.

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September 16, 2004, 09:07:18 PM
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haha
You lose at first posts.
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noes he doesn't lose at first posts cause he was laughing at teh comedy in teh screenie

you however lose at 1933 posts :p
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er.. which doohickey is the capacitor? and not a FLUX capacitor right?!? cuz then i'd have to put it in my Dolorian..
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September 16, 2004, 11:08:15 PM
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It's probably for the best. It'll give Uranium something to feel good about.  :p

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September 17, 2004, 03:55:10 AM
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There isnt a member called #cri.minal anyway..



September 17, 2004, 03:07:47 PM
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yeah, I was wondering that myself, at least there wasn't when I last checked
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