The Gorgey Donce
(To the tune of The Safety Dance)
G - O - R - G - E - Y
Gorgie (echo) Donce! (Echo)
Chorus One
We can donce if we want to,
We can leave your fades behind,
'Cause your friends don't donce and if they don't donce
Well they're no fades of mine
End Chorus One
Chorus Two
I-say, we can go where we want to,
A node that they will never find.
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
End Chorus Two
And we can donce
Chorus One
Chorus Two
H A! (Say the letters, it fits, especcially if you talk like Cartman, for some reason)
We can go when we want to, night is young and so am I.
And we can dress real neat from our ponce to our teeth.
Then suprise 'em with the Xenocide.
Say, we can web if we want to,
If we don't nobody will
they can weld right through
make it totally removed
and we'll still web like an imbecile
Chorus Three
We can donce, We can donce, every hive's under control.
We can donce, We can donce, doin' it node to node.
We can donce, We can donce, everybody take off your ponce.
We can donce, We can donce, onos leaves nothing to chance!
End Chorus Three
Gorgie donce. Oh well, it's safe to donce. Yes it's safe to donce.
G - O - R - G - E - Y
Gorgey Donce
We can donce if we want to, we've got all your nodes and mind.
As long as we abuse it - never gonna lost it
All the hives will hold out fine
I say Chorus One
I say Chours Three
Oh well it's safe to donce
Yes it's safe to donce
Oh well it's safe to donce
Oh it's safe to do-once!
Oh yes it's safe to donce
With the gorgey donce - yeah!
Well it's safe to donce
It's the gorgey donce
Oh it's the gorgey donce
Oh it's the gorgey donce
Oh it's the gorgey donce
Oh it's the gorgey donce!
If you think I should change anything, post it. Other than that, I'm looking for someone who knows what they're doing to help me figure out how to actually make this song (or make the song on their own, that would be fine).
Special thanks to Kodiac and Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt for their help on the lyrics.