Author Topic: I need Jokes (Read 12641 times)

Mac · March 27, 2005, 04:13:07 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is dangerous around small children, the other is used to hold groceries.

Malevolent · March 27, 2005, 07:40:11 PM

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is dangerous around small children, the other is used to hold groceries.
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Seems like you could change it to, "What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common? They're both dangerous around small children."

DruBo · March 27, 2005, 09:14:48 PM

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for children to play with, and the other is used to hold groceries.
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Fixed.

Mac · March 27, 2005, 10:34:51 PM

heh, Thanks DruBo. Couldn't quite remember how that went.