Bleh... I've got you beat!
I'm at home instead of work and I can barely type because I fell down the stairs last night while going down to get a drink and slid riiiiiight down.
Surprisingly I was actually ok except I tore lots of skin off the side of my right hand. No blood or anything because it wasn't deep but it HURTS and moving my pinky is surmount to heavy amounts of pain so touchtyping, moving the mouse and lifting stuff are kinda high on my list of things to avoid doing as much as possible today ^^;