Irc Gold Babay!

[Niteowl]

i just thought this was pure IRC gold, it happens rarely, things truly comedic, imho. but this is one of them, and i wasn't a part of it!!

this happened in lm-admins, so.. i wasn't sure where i was allowed to post it.


[23:02] <Architeuthis> "IE5 and the e-commerce site I am affilited with are very secure.... you don't have to trust me on that if you wish.. But you will agree that most people will be buying 50% of everything the buy online by 2004 "
[23:02] <Architeuthis> THE FUTURE
[23:03] <Ness> apparently the future lacks spellcheck
[23:03] <Architeuthis> Oh wait we ARE in 2004!
[23:03] <Architeuthis> I GUESS THIS GUY IS FULL OF CRAP!
[23:03] <Architeuthis> That quote is from 1999
[23:03] <Architeuthis> He sure managed to predict everything
[23:04] <Ness> oh yeah, totally
[23:04] <Ness> i buy half of my food online
[23:04] <Architeuthis> I bought half of this shirt online!
[23:04] <Architeuthis> I got the other half off a dead hobo.
[23:04] <Ness> nice Arch
[23:04] <Architeuthis> But I sowed it on with needle and thread I bought online!
[23:05] <Architeuthis> Man I always my laptop when I go to the drugstore to buy a candybar
[23:06] <Architeuthis> And they're like "It'll be 1$"
[23:06] <Architeuthis> And I'm like "Hold on there, Charlie McClerk, lemme PAYPAL you this money!"
[23:06] <Ness> The McClerk was a nice touch
[23:25] *** Puddy1 is now known as Puddy1|sleep
[23:28] <Architeuthis> Ness is the strongest man alive.
[23:28] <Architeuthis> He lifts weights and eats trees.
[23:28] <Ness> If they are hotpocket trees
[23:28] <Ness> sure

[lolfighter]

This doesn't seem like anything that must be kept secret. Moving it to Off-Topic. Complain to lolfighter if you think there's any reason to.

I think it was some time in the late sixties that International Business Machines (IBM you nubcaek) predicted a world market of about five computers. Five. 5. Inbetween four an six. Talk about misleading predictions.

[BobTheJanitor]

BWAHAHAHAH!

Archi was ON man. And I missed it too! Bah.

[X-S-Z]

Dead hobo's for teh win  :blink:

[Satiagraha]

hahahaha great!

I can just imagine having the munchies and purchasing a candybar online, then waiting 2-4 business days for it to arrive :rolleyes:

[Dark]

lol the only things i purchase online are games and computer parts :ph34r:

[That Annoying Kid]

nice


do I smell bash?

[lolfighter]

Nope. As I have discovered, bash.org only accepts quotes if there's either nepotism or wads of cash involved.

[That Annoying Kid]

¬_¬

could have sworn it was bash I was smelling, must have been the hotpocket