These rules REALLY aren't that hard. Since people can't seem to follow them:
1) The middle column is reserved for our admins. If you're not an admin, don't write there. When the admins get theirs in, then you can fill in the spaces under it. This is just a way to seperate the catagories, and a privledge for them. Reserved slots / everyone else gets the two columns on the sides.
2) Keep it small, and don't waste space with huge blank lines, massive images / fancy text.
Anyone else breaking the rules beyond this will be punished. Seriously, they aren't the toughest things to follow.