If you were a supervillian...

[confused!]

So i says to mabel, i says, mabel... oh, wait, wrong story.

the truth is that the other day i was very bored at work and decide to ask my staff this question in hopes of hearing something utterly ridiculous. i did but that is beside teh point. the real goal is to pick a super villian you would like to be. and then explain why, preferably ripping on the other villains weaknesses in the process.

finally have fun. Be creative.


and no Antonio Banderes is NOT a Super hero despite teh attestations of TexasMaTT.
Even if he could kick Dr Dooms butt.

[@gentOrange]

Venom because he ****ing rocks. Oh did I mention how much he rocks? Do any other villians have a catchphrase that is simply "WE ARE, VENOM!"?

A runner up would be Omega Red because he rocks almost as hard as Venom.

[That Annoying Kid]

onslaught

[Black Mage]

not quite super nor villanous but she did kill an entire lab filled with cannon fodder via water, gas and elevators+gravity

the red queen

[Diablus]

Darth Vader, because he is just so badass.

[Manta]

Jar Jar Binks; he can drive everyone mad and send people into fits of rage.

[Asal]

the red queen

[snapback]52405[/snapback]

Indeed, a very cool little girl/AI entity.  

But frankly, I don't think I'd ever make it ot hero.  I'd be a dead martyr in no time, though!

[SgtFury]

Galactus.... cmon he eats friking planets for lunch!!

[Rath]

Magneto.. because he has the coolest power ever.

[Evangelion_2]

Carnage?!

[Necrosis]

Dr Doom, right at the top. "Villain" with a dream and a conscience, dedicated mind, benevolent ruler of Latveria.

Failing that... Magneto perhaps, or Apocalypse. Underneath that, it'd be Batman (not a villain, sue me) or Venom (again not really a villain anymore, rather more a vigilante).

[Goldy]

I was never really into comic books, but I did read the Watchmen (which was AWESOME) and so I'd have to go with the villain from that... Ozymandias, I think it was. He could plot the demise of any other villain! :p

[holy_devil]

Cell.

[Dubbilex]

Ronald Wilson Reagan

[Owen]

Unicron

[That Annoying Kid]

Magneto.. because he has the coolest power ever.

[snapback]52412[/snapback]

okay rath, onslaught is magneto + the professor

[esuna]

I'd be Raija Isotalo, the photomagician who scours the internet for photos of people's pets and work my, possibly demonic, photomagic on them.

I'd also look like him.

[Necrosis]

Cell and Unicron were good choices, I would have been thinking along those lines myself, but I'm getting to be an idealist in my old age..

[SuicidaL MonkeY]

Evil Ash in Army of Darkness



\o/

[Vinegar Ninja]

I would so be Grayduck.
I mean, common! Nemesis of fun the world over? that should be MY title!