heres the scoop: archi got together with his squid bretheren and decided they were going to take over the world, starting with the west coast, as thats where most of the major telecommunications and technology centers and corporations are. armed with pointy, spear shaped heads and ink that squirted furiously from their backsides, they approached the california coastline. in their excitement to rule the world, they forgot that squid dont breathe air. but as each one lay dying on the beach, he had no way of alerting the following wave of squid army soldiers that the jig was up. so the plan failed. end of story.