Author Topic: Army Men Ns!  (Read 85362 times)

December 30, 2004, 10:57:53 PM
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here's one that made me laugh when i read the change log

i've never understood seige cannons. first, they magically destroy things using sound waves. then, they magically travel thru walls. now, they magically ONLY hurt alien buildings! these immense magic sound waves that travel thru walls do not hurt marines at all! amazing...
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Actually, the siege cannon (despise the model) does not actually fire anything. It creates a massive gravity well inside the structure it is targetting, which causes all the air nearby to rush in. The sound you hear is the blast of air coming back out of the well after it disperses. :p
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Aaaaas for the pictures, wonderful as always! :D
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lol... i stand corrected....
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January 01, 2005, 10:28:55 PM
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i'm tired...
*In Soviet Russia, armory humps you!

January 02, 2005, 04:18:43 AM
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Well, if they're gummy it wouldn't technically be canabalism...

I mean we all used to eat gingerbread men and what not...
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January 02, 2005, 02:36:37 PM
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Well, if they're gummy it wouldn't technically be canabalism...

I mean we all used to eat gingerbread men and what not...
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You eat gingerbread men? MURDERER!
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January 11, 2005, 08:01:10 PM
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i dont think they'd send gingerbread men dressed as soldiers to troops in war... especially a war against an alien race that eats 'em...

anyway, i was staring at my mouse just now, and had to make a tribute to it. it's so comfortable, sexy looking and it performs really well... i recommend it to anyone looking for a new mouse.... (logitech mx510 btw)

*edit: im a good spellar*
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*In Soviet Russia, armory humps you!

January 13, 2005, 09:05:42 PM
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Heh, I have the same mouse and was thinking the same thing. I had to get a red one too, as they ran out of the blue ones.
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January 13, 2005, 10:31:05 PM
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those last 2 are great blaq <3
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January 17, 2005, 06:41:58 AM
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I'm surprised those army men didnt think it was a comm chair :)

April 18, 2005, 10:33:07 PM
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I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse.  What kind of smut is this to put on the intarweb, the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!............. :D

April 19, 2005, 03:20:55 AM
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I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse.  What kind of smut is this to put on the intarweb, the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!............. :D
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conservitive  :angry:
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April 19, 2005, 06:19:23 AM
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I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse.  What kind of smut is this to put on the intarweb, the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!............. :D
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conservitive  :angry:
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=conservative
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April 19, 2005, 07:50:53 AM
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Sorry Swift you lose :)

April 19, 2005, 07:35:15 PM
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Sorry Swift you lose :)
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Ironically it was my attemt to CALL him a conserative, not my attemt to fix his spelling...

I stopped reading after "I'm somewhat concerned about the concept of army men sexing up a logitech mouse."

Not only do I lose, I TOTALLY lose  >_<
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April 20, 2005, 10:43:30 PM
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It seems once again Chaos is victorious.  And for the record, I am very not conservative...but I still find armymen sexing a logitech mouse disturbing, on oh so many levels.

April 20, 2005, 11:51:04 PM
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keep up the good work! these are hilarious!

April 22, 2005, 10:30:59 AM
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It seems once again Chaos is victorious.  And for the record, I am very not conservative...but I still find armymen sexing a logitech mouse disturbing, on oh so many levels.
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The word you are looking for is 'arousing' not disturbing.
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April 23, 2005, 12:11:22 AM
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It seems once again Chaos is victorious.  And for the record, I am very not conservative...but I still find armymen sexing a logitech mouse disturbing, on oh so many levels.
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The word you are looking for is 'arousing' not disturbing.
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Oh, right, my bad.

May 03, 2005, 01:54:58 PM
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the bastion of conservative values and good taste. Think about the children!............. 

lol

May 03, 2005, 06:20:08 PM
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NEED MOE ARMY MEN!!!

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May 31, 2005, 12:42:12 AM
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BLAQ MORE ARMY MEN STRIPS NOW! OR NO CRACKPACKS FOR YOU!



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