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March 01, 2005, 09:48:59 AM
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PFFT. it's to lull you into a false sense of security, then BAM! face full of sharp objects! or something..
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No no no, you got it all wrong:

BAM! Mammoth tank through concrete wall!

March 01, 2005, 08:56:47 PM
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i think lolfighter is mistaken

lull them into a false sense of security and then *BAM* "ohhh yeah" and then the kool-aid man steals all their peices and you get a checkmate

March 02, 2005, 02:30:55 PM
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I just played Chinese chess the other day which is similar to normal chess but with a few differences:

- It's Red vs Black
- It's Hans vs Huns
- There's a river down the middle of the board
- Some pieces can't cross the river
- THARS KANONS!
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March 02, 2005, 02:43:54 PM
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That Chess game in mortal kombat deception is pretty cool since you get to fight over the square and have your mage do a special move like revive or kill a enemy "grunt" or "sorcerer" and you can set up 1 "boobey trap" which when any player lands on it. BEWM say goodbye :D.. but it can be quite annoying when the other sorcerrer teleports your grunt right onto their boobey trap :angry:

but its chess with a twist. Though I prefer regular chess

March 03, 2005, 11:35:25 AM
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ARRRCHHOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!
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March 03, 2005, 11:13:55 PM
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That Chess game in mortal kombat deception is pretty cool since you get to fight over the square and have your mage do a special move like revive or kill a enemy "grunt" or "sorcerer" and you can set up 1 "boobey trap" which when any player lands on it. BEWM say goodbye :D.. but it can be quite annoying when the other sorcerrer teleports your grunt right onto their boobey trap :angry:

but its chess with a twist. Though I prefer regular chess
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Thats an understatement along the lines of "a hermaphrodite is just a girl with a twist". Its a chick with manparts son - and that chess you're talking about is just as weird and disgusting.