I used to play a wannabe necromancer. Raided a dungeon once and used a dwarf as a battering ram on some doors because he kept failing his lockpick rolls.
Same addy, someone got paralysed by a coffin crawler, which we then slew. Then we picked up a half eaten nearby corpse and pushed it against the face of the paralysed player. Before wearing the coffin crawlers corpse because I thought it might make a handy rope.
Couple of addy's later, we blew up a bar with some gunpowder. Tested the strength by putting it in a mug and blowing some NPCs head off. Fun times. Dwarf didn't get out of the room fast enough but was so tough that he ended up just a little singed.
Addy after that, we were really drunk and one guy got castrated. I used necromancy to try and fuse his separated bits together, we rolled one dice for length and one dice for shortness. The sum of the two would give the final length (IE roll 12 for long and 6 for short = 6"). Sadly we borked the roll, ended up with 6 long and 19 short. We decided to make it an inverted hole into the magic realm which performed much like Presto's hat from D&D the cartoon.
Yeah, fun times, far too much beer.
