How do you like yer NS?

[LowCrawler]

My favorites are the long ones... especially when Bill makes a speech and I make the team win.

Bill tell us that story again please?

[Necrosis]

Bill: Good morning. In less than an hour, noobs from here will join others from around the map. And you will be launching the largest shotgun rush in the history of Noobs.

Noob -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common reswhoring.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July; and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from vets, clanners, or smacktards -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to spawn, to exist.

And should we win the map, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when LM declared in one voice:

"We will not relocate quietly into the night.
 We will not vanish without a turret farm.
 We're going to spawn on.
 We're going to survive!!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!



Or do you mean the other one

Bill: Sons of LM, I am Mr Bill.

NSplayer: OGM dewd, Mr Bill is, like, a million feet tall.

Bill: Yes, I've heard. Kills noobs by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Consties with fireballs from his eyes........ and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM MR BILL, and I see before me an army of my nsplayers here in defiance of HD. You have come to fight as noobs, and noobs you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

LM_NUBBLE: Fight against Adj and HD? No, we will hide in CCs, and we will live.

Bill: Ay, fight and you WILL die, run... and you'll live....... At least til they get SOF. And dying in your CCs many minutes from now, would you be willing to trade all the seconds from this second to that for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE to come back here and tell our enemies that THEY MAY TAKE OUR IP.... BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE.... OUUURRRRRR FRRRRREEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

ONWARD THE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I remember how that one ended too.

They had Bill inside a cage of SC and DC, and he was private chatting with Adj on irc.

TheAdj: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
Bill: REEEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTE!!!!

[Niteowl]

nice!

[LowCrawler]

Neither of these are what I'm thinking of... cmon it was the game that I won. I was alium cornmnado and i totally won the game and i should be held aloft upon the bosom of something holy (not HD) and showered with kisses from virgins and egg nog.

AHHH fantasies....

[lolfighter]

I never knew Necrosis had a talent for writing as well...

[A Boojum Snark]

He didn't really write all that, it is modified quotes from movies :p

First one is from Independence Day, second one... I can't quite place but I recognize the "they'll never take our freedom" part and the couple lines before it.

[X-S-Z]

Braveheart and ID4, mixed with a little NS and a pinch of Bill. Bake at 350 for an hour and serve with Necrosis for the win.  :lol:

[A Boojum Snark]

Ah yes, Braveheart... I knew it was horribly familiar.

[Necrosis]

Sheer rampant movie nostalgia.

It was that or the speech from Alien 3.

[Mr.Bill]

"Men, It is the hour of hours, It is our time! what we do within the next couple of minuts will decide the fate of our galaxie. If you fight bravely, and smart I guarantee you will we destroy our enemies. "


Something along those lines, I think I forget a bit more every time I try to remember it :-D

[lolfighter]

He didn't really write all that, it is modified quotes from movies :p

First one is from Independence Day, second one... I can't quite place but I recognize the "they'll never take our freedom" part and the couple lines before it.

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I knew that, silly. :p

[Necrosis]

What about that one time Bill led a hopeless JP rush out of our besieged base.

What was it he said,

"Foul deeds awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And the red dawn!"


Yeah, we won that one actually. HD came in from the east with his flashlight on.

[Niteowl]

What about that one time Bill led a hopeless JP rush out of our besieged base.

What was it he said,

"Foul deeds awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And the red dawn!"


Yeah, we won that one actually. HD came in from the east with his flashlight on.

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Ah, but were you looking to the east?

[ebnar]

you people are mad. where would you get the time and energy to play a game of that length

[Necrosis]

Ebnar, there is a chemical in this world known as "sugar". It is the source of all power.

Me:....... HD came in from the east with his flashlight on.

Nite:...... Ah, but were you looking to the east?

[lolfighter]

And cafffffffffeine. Sweet caffffffff.

*twitch*

[Malevolent]

Yeah, I don't like NS....I mean I like long games. ^_^



Actually, I don't like long games because it gets boring even if you are winning. 30 minutes at the most.

[Uranium - 235]

I like the stacking of the results Nice trend.

Epic is the way to go. Who :Ding remembers that time you started as a skulk, went fade, killed marines, and won? Pssht.

I still remember my best Epics, they were what originally got me into NS. This is also why I liked Beta 1 Combat the best, since Combat was basically an Epic-In-A-Box.

[generalredwolf]

hmmm about 30 min if they don't stall. other then that, um hi!

[SlickWill]

Honestly, epic isn't truly epic, just slow death usually.  That said, I think the 30-40 minute would be the best seeing as how they would probaly have a few epics sprinkled in there.


On a more important note, I love Mr. Bill.  I think we should implant his seed into all the NSPLAYERs out there and seend them amoung the NS community to wreak havoc and joy and laughter and hilarity, but most of all, loses to all that oppose us.   :p


Peace all.