5. You start to use the emotocons outside of the forums
4. You keep saying Pwned outside of game
3. you've wondered what it would be like to have a plush fatty
2. you have an FPS of 99, and know all the reasons why thats good
1. If you've ever changed the phrase "Select your troops and give them orders" when talking to your friends, i.e. "selected your troops and give them onos/oatmeal/that cd right there on the counter, etc
o_O
OMG SLEEKNESS LIST INCOMING
1.) You've had nightmares involving onos
2.) You've made your own map for NS (on a computer or just on paper)
3.) Your map that you made will be in the next NS update
4.) You've written a fanfic about NS
5.) You've attempted to create a table version of NS
6.) Said attempt works
7.) Everytime you enter a room, you look for places to hide, or for hiding skulks
8.) Everytime you see an egg, your reaction is to break it, then gloat about how you just made "them" waste res
9.) You check the NS homepage daily looking for updates, or just for something you've never seen before
10.) You find a way to give the aliens a scorpian that hovers without flapping (Don't hurt me)
11.) You are bored in class, you doodle pictures of Kharaa, or of the TSA logo
12.) You are bored in class, you think about last night's game and analyze where you went wrong.
13.) You play StarCraft, you call zerglings skulks, drones gorges, mutalisks lerks, and ultralisks onos
14.) You know of all the secrets on the maps
15.) Your favorite songs are the NS ones that FFT made
16.) You know the words of said songs by heart
17.) You sing along with the songs
18.) You can tell when the songs were written based on the changes that have been made to NS
19.) Your clan-mates mean more to you than your friends
20.) You believe that calling NS "another mod of HL" is blasphemy
21.) You skip class or put off homework because of practice
22.) you feel the urge to abbreviate everything you say in case you get type killed
23.) every other game you play feels weird, and you hate the fact that the weapons aren't like ns
24.) you get nervous everytime someone says "oh no!"
25.) you count practices/matches as obligations and pass up irl friends for them
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