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January 11, 2005, 12:07:13 PM
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5. You start to use the emotocons outside of the forums

4. You keep saying Pwned outside of game

3. you've wondered what it would be like to have a plush fatty

2. you have an FPS of 99, and know all the reasons why thats good

1. If you've ever changed the phrase "Select your troops and give them orders" when talking to your friends, i.e. "selected your troops and give them onos/oatmeal/that cd right there on the counter, etc

 o_O


OMG SLEEKNESS LIST INCOMING

1.) You've had nightmares involving onos
2.) You've made your own map for NS (on a computer or just on paper)
3.) Your map that you made will be in the next NS update
4.) You've written a fanfic about NS
5.) You've attempted to create a table version of NS
6.) Said attempt works
7.) Everytime you enter a room, you look for places to hide, or for hiding skulks
8.) Everytime you see an egg, your reaction is to break it, then gloat about how you just made "them" waste res
9.) You check the NS homepage daily looking for updates, or just for something you've never seen before
10.) You find a way to give the aliens a scorpian that hovers without flapping (Don't hurt me)
11.) You are bored in class, you doodle pictures of Kharaa, or of the TSA logo
12.) You are bored in class, you think about last night's game and analyze where you went wrong.
13.) You play StarCraft, you call zerglings skulks, drones gorges, mutalisks lerks, and ultralisks onos
14.) You know of all the secrets on the maps
15.) Your favorite songs are the NS ones that FFT made
16.) You know the words of said songs by heart
17.) You sing along with the songs
18.) You can tell when the songs were written based on the changes that have been made to NS
19.) Your clan-mates mean more to you than your friends
20.) You believe that calling NS "another mod of HL" is blasphemy
21.) You skip class or put off homework because of practice
22.) you feel the urge to abbreviate everything you say in case you get type killed
23.) every other game you play feels weird, and you hate the fact that the weapons aren't like ns
24.) you get nervous everytime someone says "oh no!"
25.) you count practices/matches as obligations and pass up irl friends for them

for all your ns top ten needs, please go to here
MAC DRE: Cold Crest Creeper, a rapper that would dip-n-yoke quicker than he could pimp-n-smoke, flows  that hit your ears harder than Ike hit Tina. Forced to serve a Nickle but would never drop a Dime.
K.C watch out cause the Bay's down like four flats on a Cadilac.

January 11, 2005, 05:15:43 PM
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Oh. I found a list just like this on another forum (google ftw): TacticalGamer. It gets spammy and boring past 90, but up until that, it's quite funny!
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January 11, 2005, 07:27:53 PM
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OLOL I used to play at TG, and was going to have friend was willing to pay for first couple months membership, but I stayed.

/me goes to check out the list
MAC DRE: Cold Crest Creeper, a rapper that would dip-n-yoke quicker than he could pimp-n-smoke, flows  that hit your ears harder than Ike hit Tina. Forced to serve a Nickle but would never drop a Dime.
K.C watch out cause the Bay's down like four flats on a Cadilac.

January 15, 2005, 11:33:32 PM
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My only problem is vocabulary, where phrases like "cornmando" and "oh noes" are seriously threatening the proper words.  In fact, I fear that "zOMG" may be next.  Pronounced "zoh my god", this would be the most terrible thing to happen to me.  Ever.
"What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby?  Maybe we'll never know."

January 16, 2005, 12:47:37 AM
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5. You start to use the emotocons outside of the forums

4. You keep saying Pwned outside of game

3. you've wondered what it would be like to have a plush fatty

2. you have an FPS of 99, and know all the reasons why thats good

1. If you've ever changed the phrase "Select your troops and give them orders" when talking to your friends, i.e. "selected your troops and give them onos/oatmeal/that cd right there on the counter, etc

 o_O


OMG SLEEKNESS LIST INCOMING

1.) You've had nightmares involving onos
2.) You've made your own map for NS (on a computer or just on paper)
3.) Your map that you made will be in the next NS update
4.) You've written a fanfic about NS
5.) You've attempted to create a table version of NS
6.) Said attempt works
7.) Everytime you enter a room, you look for places to hide, or for hiding skulks
8.) Everytime you see an egg, your reaction is to break it, then gloat about how you just made "them" waste res
9.) You check the NS homepage daily looking for updates, or just for something you've never seen before
10.) You find a way to give the aliens a scorpian that hovers without flapping (Don't hurt me)
11.) You are bored in class, you doodle pictures of Kharaa, or of the TSA logo
12.) You are bored in class, you think about last night's game and analyze where you went wrong.
13.) You play StarCraft, you call zerglings skulks, drones gorges, mutalisks lerks, and ultralisks onos
14.) You know of all the secrets on the maps
15.) Your favorite songs are the NS ones that FFT made
16.) You know the words of said songs by heart
17.) You sing along with the songs
18.) You can tell when the songs were written based on the changes that have been made to NS
19.) Your clan-mates mean more to you than your friends
20.) You believe that calling NS "another mod of HL" is blasphemy
21.) You skip class or put off homework because of practice
22.) you feel the urge to abbreviate everything you say in case you get type killed
23.) every other game you play feels weird, and you hate the fact that the weapons aren't like ns
24.) you get nervous everytime someone says "oh no!"
25.) you count practices/matches as obligations and pass up irl friends for them

for all your ns top ten needs, please go to here
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January 16, 2005, 05:10:17 PM
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My only problem is vocabulary, where phrases like "cornmando" and "oh noes" are seriously threatening the proper words.  In fact, I fear that "zOMG" may be next.  Pronounced "zoh my god", this would be the most terrible thing to happen to me.  Ever.
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I have said, or begun to say, "oh noes", "relocate", "eject", "ftw", and maybe others.
*shudders*
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

January 16, 2005, 05:22:01 PM
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I say all those regularly... is that bad? :-D

 
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For the win

January 16, 2005, 06:27:41 PM
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nien mr nill, nien  <3
MAC DRE: Cold Crest Creeper, a rapper that would dip-n-yoke quicker than he could pimp-n-smoke, flows  that hit your ears harder than Ike hit Tina. Forced to serve a Nickle but would never drop a Dime.
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January 16, 2005, 06:47:40 PM
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I have begun to say cornmandor, oh noes, and for the win. :p
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January 17, 2005, 12:25:50 AM
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I have begun to say cornmandor, oh noes, and for the win. :p
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January 17, 2005, 12:32:43 AM
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When you're sitting in class, the teacher begins lecturing and you yell " OMG BACON! BACON NOW DAMNIT!"

when someone farts, and you catch a whiff, your sight jerks down and to the right, and you see red trapezoids.

when you get a flat, and mumble " pg, comm"

if someone keeps annoying you in your room, and you keep petitioning the "big comm in the sky" to drop you a pack of mines

if the air conditioner blowing bothers you, and you suddenly realise you want a welder

if you're stomach growls, and you hear " You need more resources!"

if you hock up a big loogie, and spit it, and it goes right where you wanted, and you think " Focus Gorge FTW!"

if you pee on a turd in the toilet and think " BILEBOMB FTW!"

if you ever sneeze in your hand and are pissed at all the web you just wasted.


... if you've ever peed on your hand after you sneezed on it, in order to bilebomb down the excess webbing.


if when you're dreaming, and your parent wakes you up, and pulls the covers off your head, you think " The commchair is under attack!"
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Your sig pic contained naughty language. Removed. -lolfighter
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January 17, 2005, 03:13:36 PM
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i haven't played ns for more than an hour total in the past 6  months...i still say "Oh Noes!"  "For the Win"  and "To Be Honest IRL"  all the time...i'm noob.  i guess that's what happens when you play NS for 2 years straight(since the beginning baby yah!)  

and, as i've been around since hte beginning, i can't hear the word "scorpian" without laughing, smirking, or chuckling a little.  damn those hovaring non-flappers!


aka "mary"  thanks to Mr. Bill.
aka "let me stab your face"  if i'm feeling like starting a knife brigade or 3
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January 17, 2005, 08:21:39 PM
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terms ive used in coversations with normal people (pronounciations if acronymized)

pr0n
wtf [mate] (doubleyou/dubaya-tee-eff [mate])
lol (ell oh ell)
hafhaf
it hovars! [without flapping]
you drive like windows ME
microshaft winblows
commando
turrents

non-ns terms:
zOMG (zee-oh-ehm-gee OR zoh-ehm-gee)
is this loli?
gb2/l [alternate gb2/AIM almost everything after gb2/ works. it means to back to loli/AIM if you were wondering] (gee-bee-two-slash-ell [or AIM or somthing else])
sage'd

edit: i forgot "for the win"
« Last Edit: January 17, 2005, 08:22:23 PM by Black Mage »

January 17, 2005, 08:30:16 PM
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Or, for the roleplayers:

You make a personality for the marine that you are on NS, as well as a history.

Example:

Asal 'The Unforgiving' Skulltaker was a man born on a newly colonized world, where the living conditions were harsh and the people were considered uncivilized.....

Yes, yes I did that.  No, you don't get to know any more of it.
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January 18, 2005, 07:10:00 AM
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*ahem*

Henry "lolfighter" Highet hails from New New New Neo New York, where he grew up on the sidewalks, the streets being too crowded with cars to even think about crossing. No, nanites don't count. He enlisted in the Frontiersmen to escape the tyranny of the pidgeons, his chief adversaries in the daily fight for food. After getting assigned to the troop transporter "omglololol" (don't ask. Great, I say "don't ask" and you go ahead and do it anyway, peabrain. Okay, "name a spaceship" turns out to be a bad bad first prize for a LAN tournament), he was phazed to an infected space station where... Hey, STOP INTERFERING! I'M TRYING TO WRITE A BACKSTORY FOR MY RINE HERE! Oh ffs... *sigh* Where he was eaten by a skulk before stepping foot off the IP.

Now I'll have to start over the next time I spawn. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

...

Yes. Yes, I figured you were.

January 18, 2005, 01:29:06 PM
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...when you think about balance and node placement during class if your school should suddenly become infested by kharra and the frontiersmen had been called down.


[edit] man.. asal gave me an awesome idea... an NS roleplay server  :ph34r:
would still be all action, but intense drama and suspense in the middle!

"aagh, i'm hit! i can feel that parasite burrowing into me!"
"don't worry jim, we'll get you to the medlab and let the Doc remove th-"
"NO! there's no time for that! i can hear them coming! leave me to die, save yourself!"
"Never, jimmy. I'll never leave behind a friend. come on, we'll take them together"
*a lone tear drops from Jim's eye*
"alright, lets do it. The only thing they're gonna eat are bullets"
*both let out a battlecry as a group of skulks charge them*


and during this the aliens will be all like, "rawwr I r shoot thems hoomans. we eat now?"
"eat now yes. eat now good. good eat food."
"hooman food not bullet. eat. good"
"spawn more overlords"
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This is going to be some kind of reunion, isn't it?

January 18, 2005, 03:08:51 PM
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egads.......

I keep wondering where i would put the hives, ms, and res nodes in my school.

and theres this vent near the stairs out of the cafeteria.......it looks big enough to get into, and i keep looking at it thinking there's something watching me......

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January 18, 2005, 06:35:24 PM
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*ahem*

Henry "lolfighter" Highet hails from New New New Neo New York, where he grew up on the sidewalks, the streets being too crowded with cars to even think about crossing. No, nanites don't count. He enlisted in the Frontiersmen to escape the tyranny of the pidgeons, his chief adversaries in the daily fight for food. After getting assigned to the troop transporter "omglololol" (don't ask. Great, I say "don't ask" and you go ahead and do it anyway, peabrain. Okay, "name a spaceship" turns out to be a bad bad first prize for a LAN tournament), he was phazed to an infected space station where... Hey, STOP INTERFERING! I'M TRYING TO WRITE A BACKSTORY FOR MY RINE HERE! Oh ffs... *sigh* Where he was eaten by a skulk before stepping foot off the IP.

Now I'll have to start over the next time I spawn. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

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Yes. Yes, I figured you were.
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Er, actually, I claim he's just mortally wounded, and ignore the remaking.  I'm not creative to do that EVERY time I spawn, nor am I crazy enough.
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January 18, 2005, 11:13:55 PM
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and during this the aliens will be all like, "rawwr I r shoot thems hoomans. we eat now?"
"eat now yes. eat now good. good eat food."
"hooman food not bullet. eat. good"
"spawn more overlords"
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"too many underlings!!!!!"

ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_______________________^

...*sigh*  i've always loved that little message...underlings, how cool a word is that anyway?  nothing is as cool as underlings.



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aka "let me stab your face"  if i'm feeling like starting a knife brigade or 3
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January 19, 2005, 07:32:56 AM
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