Author Topic: You want this HL2 mod  (Read 13281 times)


December 31, 2004, 02:07:25 PM
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haha clashen its from the map that bob posted.


Ever wonder what would happen if you roped a few heads to feet to a carosel?

 >:D



December 31, 2004, 02:18:37 PM
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I always knew that Dr. Breen was slime.

December 31, 2004, 03:39:32 PM
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Dear Dr. Freeman,

   Unforuantely, due to budget cutbacks, we have been forced to make minor design changes to the buggy. This new design is currently under testing. We have attached a photograph of the new design to the letter.

   Black Mesa East is pleased to announce, however, that the new design allows for up to three passengers to ride in the buggy at once. Black Mesa East is committed to your comfort and efficiency.

Have a safe and pleasant day,
Eli Vance
Black Mesa East

December 31, 2004, 03:46:40 PM
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Wow nice CForrester!
You people really have too much time on your hands.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

December 31, 2004, 08:49:12 PM
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Alyx tried to train Dog to ride a bike. The bike is still recovering.

December 31, 2004, 11:55:45 PM
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Time to mow the lawn!

Heavy spinny thing + physgun = massive splattery mayhem :D

January 01, 2005, 09:29:23 AM
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:D I love this mod :)

Antlion rodeo!!



Another angle



Oh my mister G-man



 :rolleyes:


January 01, 2005, 11:07:52 AM
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Good ole family values :p

(do you have ANY idea how long this took to make)



Different angle



DOG CRUSH PUNY HUMAN!!!![/b][/size]


January 01, 2005, 12:06:23 PM
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Finish him

*Note, the carosel is spinning quite fast*
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January 01, 2005, 01:29:20 PM
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Zen masters :)



Faster dammit!!





I love this mod too dam much.

January 01, 2005, 03:14:36 PM
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January 01, 2005, 03:23:16 PM
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rofl ABS I love it when they do that  :lol:

January 01, 2005, 03:54:41 PM
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After seeing how well all of you did with this mod and the incredibly amusing/perverted things you've made, I think it's time I contrast that with what I've managed to do so far with this mod.

The very first thing I managed to do was impale myself with the giant dumpster, which I shall reenact for your enjoyment.

Me: "Oh cool it's that messed up blue gravity gun from the end of HL2. I bet I can pull all kinds of ^^ around with it."

/me sees giant blue dumpster in the corner, runs over to it, grabs it and shoots it in the air.

Me: "Hmmm I wonder if I put god mode on.."

dead.





Unfortunately the dumpster killing me and the screenshots being taken at the same time seems to be too much for my computer to handle and it locked up.
I rebooted and decided to try and make a nifty comical/pornographic scene like the ones I saw here...how hard could it be?

My first attempt was to make some type of comical scene that involved a combine soldier sitting on a couch...there was more to it...but I it doesn’t really matter I could never get the damn thing to sit down anyway.




Then after much frustration...I made the scientific breakthrough of the century...hitting the right mouse button makes the damn thing lock in place!
I was overjoyed, to say the least, and I shall now share with you my accomplishment!



Staggering I know...but unfortunately my victory was fleeting...alas with one wrong click my masterpiece was forever ruined.



But I was not troubled, oh no quite the opposite, for I had gained much valuable knowledge from my experimentations and boldly I continued onward with an even grander idea!

<many minutes of fruitless toiling>

Behold!



Of course it wasn't...exactly...what I had imagined, but it would do.
Naturally the indigenous population of this world felt my wrath numerious times.



My last adventure with this mod again ended with my computer crashing, apparently you can have too many head crabs in one place...unfortunately I didn't get a screenshot of that masterpiece...

Ether way its quite allot of fun. :p

January 01, 2005, 03:59:41 PM
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Weld the chair to the floor with the crossbow's alt fire before trying to sit anything on it.

January 01, 2005, 05:30:42 PM
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I was going to post a few days ago asking how many people put alyx in some sort of sexual position the first thing they did...  I guess that question is kind of stupid now...
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January 01, 2005, 06:18:35 PM
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Hehehe, I know that after checking out this thread and using the mod, it was almost impossible not to, Swift.  First I created the best long-distance travel vehicle ever.  Then, of course, I succumbed to temptation with Alyx.  Afterwards I had fun hanging people from filing cabinets, and stacking headcrabs.

Maybe once I get my webspace fixed up I can post all of 'em.  You're right though Sonic, this is an amazing playground.  Great job with the bike ride and the dragging cart, that brought me to tears!
"What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby?  Maybe we'll never know."

January 01, 2005, 06:27:45 PM
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Couple more plus a mini story:

Look out! behind you alyx!!



Wait a sec...wrong film...I mea....godammit wrong genre alltogether!



Mini story - "The canteen"



Walter: "Hello Eli, where are you off to?"
Eli: "Hey Walter, i'm just carting this cart full of rotting corpses to the canteen"
Walter: "Very good....wait, did you remember to remove the bomb from their pants?"
Eli: "oh crap....take cover!!"



Eli & Walter: "aaaaaahhhh!!"



...



...



...



Judith: "Oh my god, what happened here!?"



Judith: "ah well, waste not want not. *walks off whistling*"

January 01, 2005, 08:27:34 PM
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Well even though I don't have the time or patience to make any type of coherent picture...ok I do have the time....however I have found other ways to amuse myself.

Observe the Dr. Breen Crate Game!

Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen, how many crates will he go through!?




If you said a couple, congratulations! Unfortunately this game can only be played once.



Sonic I tried to follow your advice but it seemed as though someone had stolen my crossbow, I immediately launched a full scale inquisition!
I narrowed it down to one suspect and began to torture him in all kinds of horrible ways.



Then things got a little out of hand...

« Last Edit: January 01, 2005, 08:28:54 PM by Reasa »

January 01, 2005, 09:02:05 PM
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friend made it btw so dont yell at me :)
-_^