Author Topic: OMG OWL! (Read 2474 times)

-Lancer- · December 20, 2004, 05:54:52 PM

was going christmas shopping the other day and came across this thingy....

this crystal owl is worth 5000$$$!!!!!

I say we chip in and get it for owlie!

BobTheJanitor · December 20, 2004, 07:10:58 PM

I say we first chip in and get you some glasses.

Malevolent · December 20, 2004, 08:06:13 PM

Hah, Bob. Yeah, that is a very blurry picture. I think an ice sculpture would be so much inexpensive.

Black Mage · December 20, 2004, 08:22:44 PM

it's blurry so that nitey can see it without his glasses

That Annoying Kid · December 21, 2004, 12:17:03 AM

OLO that was a good one BM

and that is a hot owl, I would use it as a paper weight

-Lancer- · December 21, 2004, 12:34:12 PM

This is what happens when you use a camera that is built in to your cell phone. Plus the lens was dirty, that didnt :help: .

300th post ftw!

Necrosis · December 21, 2004, 12:45:39 PM

I say we give him a lump of coal, which has the possibility of being a crystal owl in several thousand years time.

Niteowl · December 26, 2004, 02:00:22 PM

Doesn't a lump of coal become a diamond? Not crystal? And only if superman compresses it with his YELLOW SUN POWERED SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH!?!?

also, what do you guys do?! just look around all day for Owl related merchandise?!?

awwww <3 <3

Necrosis · December 26, 2004, 03:33:08 PM

Results 1 - 10 of about 464 for "owl porn".

In other news, Diamond IS a crystal, it's also clear and sparkly. Unless you want an Owl made of salt, which actually might be more practical - you could poke it through the railings of your cell, or "work cubicle" and use it as a salt lick.

Mmmm, salt lick.

Legionnaired · December 26, 2004, 07:18:11 PM

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Results 1 - 10 of about 464 for "owl porn".

In other news, Diamond IS a crystal, it's also clear and sparkly. Unless you want an Owl made of salt, which actually might be more practical - you could poke it through the railings of your cell, or "work cubicle" and use it as a salt lick.

Mmmm, salt lick.
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Almost everything about that post is just plain wierd.

Niteowl · December 27, 2004, 11:04:40 AM

interesing! now i must google about crystals! so all diamonds are crystals, but not all crystals are diamonds.. righteo! ORGANIZED MOLECULES/ATOMS OF GOODNESS GO!!!

Necrosis · December 27, 2004, 04:49:56 PM

Do not confuse crystal lattice with chicken lattice. Only chicken lattice contains the mighty power of dhpazzztry and chicken.

lolfighter · December 28, 2004, 07:10:30 AM

Coppersalt crystals are very pretty... Turquoise.