1. I'm a language student, it's my job to care.
2. This thread never reached the second page. If you could read ultra-leet speek, you'd know that :ph34r:
3. If I can't have a girlfriend who either:
- regularly buys me pai or caek (preferably both)
- regularly cook my pai and caek (preferably both)
or preferably both, then I don't see what's so good about one.
4. Joking aside, what's to say that I don't have a girlfriend? (flamesuit: on)
P.S. 4.a) The fact that I say things like "flamesuit: on", also the fact that I didn't just say "Well I have a girlfriend actually, we share many a snuggle when I come back from a hard day pwnin teh nubbinses!". The main reason is that I have 0.66€ to my name, and everyone knows that -like your ride- your girl needs regular money spent on maintenance, be it the purchase of an occasional fuel top-up or image enhancing products.