Beard

[ThoraX]

you need a big Santa one!, then dress up as him, die your hair white and break into peoples houses and just claim your santa so the kids will go back to bed!, and steal their virginity.

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Corrected.

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Clashen also speaks from experience...
I'm scared now

[Mr.Bill]

I say go for the beard, then die it white and then you can be like,"I MUST PONDER!!" then just rub the beard an youll look all wise an people will be like DAAAAAAAM beard power! and then you all fly off to the moon.


in all honestly beard for the win.

[Necrosis]

I grew a decent beard. Here's things to watch for -

It'll itch. It's also hard to wash, and if you don't wash it properly then you'll end up with flaky skin in the beard like less fortunate people have.

Ladies don't like that, and neither do men.

Other things to watch for are bare spots. Few people have a proper complete beard, and if you have bare spots then you'll look silly. Learn where your beard doesn't cover, and shave to compensate.

This is probably the number one reason why people grow goatees a lot easier than a proper beard.



Check the "post your pic" thread for how beards age people. And when you feel old, shave it off for an instant facelift.

[Doobie Dan]

It'll itch. It's also hard to wash, and if you don't wash it properly then you'll end up with flaky skin in the beard like less fortunate people have.

Ladies don't like that, and neither do men.

:help:

[Cartman2b]

HAVE A DOOBIE BEARD!

[Satiagraha]

Ney! Have a necrosis beard!

Nec: Your beard is awesome

edit: For you lazy people :p

[Grimm]

Is there a pic of Sustained to stick in this thread so we can get an idea of what he'd look like with a beard? If we need to, I could always photoshop one on.  

[Satiagraha]

Is there a pic of Sustained to stick in this thread so we can get an idea of what he'd look like with a beard? If we need to, I could always photoshop one on. 

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Try reading the first page :p

[Geminosity]

beards = ewww.

That is all

[Grimm]

Try reading the first page :p

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Shush you. I meant in the first post; there's too many beard images throughout the thread to discover one in particular.  :p

Plus I remember clicking on that image, but I didn't look at the name right away. Odd habit I have, I often don't check who the post is by.

Anyway, there could be better images for photoshop use. This is workable, but not all that great.

[ThoraX]

beards = ewww.

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you're just jealous that you can't grow one.


I say go for the beard dude! Everybody is for it. You wan't to fit in, don't you?
all the cool kids have it.

[bacon_flaps]

beards = ewww.

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you're just jealous that you can't grow one.

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I would hope not! D:

BTW: No beard, girls don't like it when you're being snuggly or intimate or whatever.  Unless they're lying to me =/

[CorvusX]

I'd say go for the beard.

[lolfighter]

[...]BTW: No beard, girls don't like it when you're being snuggly or intimate or whatever.  Unless they're lying to me =/

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Heck, all the more reason to grow one! When they complain, you can shave it off "as a favour to them."

[Sustained]

I shaved off -some- of it. Now I look like a teenager again o_O

[sonic]

Much better, you looked silly before :p

[SgtFury]

[...]BTW: No beard, girls don't like it when you're being snuggly or intimate or whatever.  Unless they're lying to me =/

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Heck, all the more reason to grow one! When they complain, you can shave it off "as a favour to them."

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Lolfighter`s right even though you may of been thinking before to shave it make a woman "think" its their idea and you get kudos with her for doing it.

Plus its been mentioned before but there isn`t any quicker way to lose a few years in appearance than from shaving it off

[Mr.Bill]

nothing more satisfying then getting rid of that damn itch too.

[Doobie Dan]

[...]BTW: No beard, girls don't like it when you're being snuggly or intimate or whatever.  Unless they're lying to me =/

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Heck, all the more reason to grow one! When they complain, you can shave it off "as a favour to them."

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True wisdom being spoken here, I can vouch for that from experience  And as far as the snuggly thing, girls like a beard more than 2-3 days growth, which is as I hear quite poketastic and sandpaperific.

And I think the number one Good Thing about beards has been forgotten here: not having to shave every day.  ^_^

[Necrosis]

See, beard shaving is instant facelift.

You might as well grow it while you can put it down as part of "that crazy youth thing" because if you do it when you're older and have kids they'll just relentlessly abuse you about it.