My first game, spawned in the Nancy cockpit, and PROMPTLY fell down the vent! :p ^^
As did I
Me and LB are nubs of a kind... I crawled through that vent for 10 minutes exploring (rather slowly I might add) the black nowhere-ness of the vents. Finally I realize there was no way I was getting out, and a skulk came and graciously ended my life
Anyway here's my newbie schpiel I vomit whenever I hear this 'we were all newbs once'.
No we weren't.
I'm not going to bore you with stupid cliches like 'A noob is someone who doesn't blah blah'.
Simply put, NS has 4, yes,
4 ways for you to learn how to play. If you can't be bothered to do even ONE of those, read the manual, boot up a LAN server, watch the slideshow, or anything else that might actually teach you the game in safety, I will
not help you play. I'm not your Shaolin Master who is going to take you along and show you every aspect of the game. If you can't make a halfway decent effort to learn how to play in the first place, there's not a single reason you can give me to make me waste my team telling you what metabolise does.
I'll teach you game tricks and concepts, and some of the more intricate parts of NS, stuff you'd have trouble learning on your own, as well as complex parts like how upgrades work, hell, I'll even help you with some of the stuff that isn't explained in either manual or slideshow, tell you that res nodes are important, and that if you whore resources you're a pinko bastard...
But if you ask "hwo do i r gunna chaenj into teh ornus!!!!111!!", my response will be 'alt-f4'. Gestating is explained in the manual, the slideshow, and you can easilly figure it out by smacking your right mouse button. Just because you're a stupid lazy crap doesn't mean I'm going to bend over backwards for you.
Furthermore, 'newbish attitude' (Spamming the mic) has nothing to do with being a newb, you're just a stupid little annoying ######.