Once upon a time there was a pirate, or, as they say in french, un pirate.
Verily did he sail 'pon the seven seas, in his trusty milk carton pirate ship.
Ere long, he saw three fair pirate maidens.
Which made him get a little frisky.
At this point Cap'n lolfighter locked the thread in disgust.
(Nublet, feel free to try again in a week's time or so. Sadly, this thread was only a spamfest.)