French Military Victories

[Doobie Dan]

Go ahead.  Type "official ns maps" into Google search.  

[Lito]

for the lazy.

[Niteowl]

french military victories eh?!?! i, sir, give you a solid, intarweb REBUKE!!

YOU MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER!!

[Necrosis]

French military victories... hmmm

There was this really tiny one, in October 1781. The French blockaded some port, to help their allies, won the war, then give them a big-ass statue to celebrate.


Now... where was that port again...

[Grillkohle]

Uuuhh... What is the point of this ?

[Black Mage]

French military victories... hmmm

There was this really tiny one, in October 1781. The French blockaded some port, to help their allies, won the war, then give them a big-ass statue to celebrate.


Now... where was that port again...

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oh, i think i know which one you're talking about

i hear the statue is turning a bit green ... can't remember the name of the port though, or the country but iirc the other country would have been pummeled had their enemies been allowed to regroup

[Diablus]

The statue retreated actually, thus the French's victory was actually, a Loss.

Which isn't a suprise, is it?

[Malevolent]

That statue was made of copper right? :p

[BobTheJanitor]

The massive green statue will return to pummel the port to matchsticks with its mighty metal hands! AHH! Flee, people of unnamed yet oddly familiar country, oh FLEE!!!!

[Doobie Dan]

lol, I derailed my own thread with the topic title... I was referring to the trick where if you type French Military Victories into Google and click I'm Feeling Lucky.

Thought it'd be common knowledge by now ^_^

[Niteowl]

lol, I derailed my own thread with the topic title... I was referring to the trick where if you type French Military Victories into Google and click I'm Feeling Lucky.

Thought it'd be common knowledge by now ^_^

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:p:P

[That Annoying Kid]

actually the french did with their civil war

^__^

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and besides, naploeon did have a couple small victories before his empire crumbled and he got jailed on that island

if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic about the small victories the man pretty much pwned europe but made the same mistake hitler would make by trying to on Russia
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and the offical NS maps vs offical CS maps is simply becuase there are an Sload more of cs sites and google realizes this and goes "hmm they probably meant cs"

just put offical ns maps in quotes and the "problem" is solved
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[Satiagraha]

TAK, you're ruining the phun

[Loke The Sleek Peruvian]

Well i don't think this can be considered a victory but they did scared of the Chileans when they invaded, the french went "Stop pillaging or die!" and the Chileans stopped.

[That Annoying Kid]

TAK, you're ruining the phun

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the french won there civil war! theres the fun right there

[Dark]

kinda hard to lose a civil just between the french

[fatty]

yea, technically, at least 1 side of frenchmen lost their civil war.

[lolfighter]

the french won there civil war![...]

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Did they really now?

[BobTheJanitor]

the french won there civil war![...]

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Did they really now?

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Well actually it was a race to see who could surrender first. And then when they realized they were fighting over surrendering, they had to have another fight over who could be the first to surrender at that fight. And on, and on. They'd still be at it today if a burly German hadn't come along and given them all a good whacking and then flipped a coin to decided who lost.