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[13:33] <@Architeuthis> Disease of LAUGHTER!
[13:33] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA gives Architeuthis a nasty disease
[13:33] * DHP touches Architeuthis' face
[13:34] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA laughs into cysts forming on Architeuthis's face
[13:34] <@Architeuthis> Hah, DHP just caught the nasty disease
[13:34] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HAH!
[13:34] * DHP stops touching Architeuthis' face
[13:34] * Architeuthis bleeds pus all over Niteowl's feather
[13:34] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA continues to laugh
[13:34] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> so
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> Architeuthis....
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> question
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> is this the place i buy the tube socks?
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> Why are you laughing? Did you forget it was your big speech at the assembly tonight?
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> YOUR SUIT IS RUINED.
[13:35] <@DHP> D:
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA>
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> YOU'LL BE LAUGHED OUT OF THE ROOM.
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> RUINED!??!
[13:35] <+dubbilex> YOU'RE FINISHED IN THIS TOWN
[13:35] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HAH! the laugh is on you! it's the assembly of ppl with archi pus on their suits!!
[13:35] <@Architeuthis> Damn!
[13:36] <+dubbilex> ZING
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> now again
[13:36] <@Architeuthis> Can I read your speech?
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> do you SELL TUBE SOCKS HERE!?
[13:36] <@Architeuthis> No.
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh, i can do you one better
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i'll read you it
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you don't? what about the wiry framed shoes of enormous girth?
[13:36] <@Architeuthis> Yeah we have those.
[13:36] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you do? is this coupon still valid?
[13:37] <@Architeuthis> That coupon expired in 1670.
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> because i'm interested in said shoes and perhaps a rusty pot. but not a pot that has touched tea or was made by a engineer who might have enjoyed tea more than biscuits.. do you have such items?
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> yes.. 1670.. what year is it now?
[13:37] <@Architeuthis> 1669.
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> eggscellent
[13:37] <+dubbilex> OH MAN TIME WARP
[13:37] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> now, about those pots
[13:37] <+GrayDuck|AFK> wacky?
[13:37] <@Architeuthis> We have many pots.
[13:38] <+dubbilex> rock-my-sock-off-wacky
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> also, am interested in brille cream that might be applied to cordurouy pants
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> BROWN corudrouy pants mister..
[13:38] <@Architeuthis> Like this one, which was modeled from clay found in the bathtub of an elderly lady who quite enjoyed hard candy and backgammon.
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> not dark green
[13:38] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HARD candy you say? is that fruit flavoured candy? and is it european backgammon?
[13:38] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA taps foot impatiently
[13:39] * esuna gets scared
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i'm a busy owl
[13:39] <@Architeuthis> It's african backgammon and the candy is ambiguous, as it is tomato-flavored.
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> as you can see, or not see, as i notice you can't get your eyes off the cocounts
[13:39] <+dubbilex> luscious coconuts
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> ah, eggscellent, tomatoes are a fruit where ic ome from
[13:39] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> african backgammon eh?
[13:39] <@Architeuthis> Would you hold on a minute, Mr. Owl?
[13:39] <@Architeuthis> I have something to attend to.
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> well, hm.. is it 50% off ? or pi to the seventh percentile offf?
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> sure, i'll wait
[13:40] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA waits
[13:40] <@DHP> will "interesting" bits make you feel better o_O?
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> everyone humple dhp
[13:40] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> now back to archi and owl theatre
[13:40] * dubbilex unfs DHP
[13:40] <+GrayDuck|AFK> possibly
[13:40] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA unfs more
[13:40] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA looks
[13:41] * dubbilex yiffs archititties
[13:41] <@Architeuthis> NO!
[13:41] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> sooo, again shopkeeper, i must ask you to stop quoting the prices in pig latin, as sow latin is as much as i know, or not know, depending on the quantum spin of my 3rd electron on the atom of the skin cell that's 1 inch to the right of my left nipple.
[13:41] <@Architeuthis> Get away from me!
[13:41] * dubbilex makes puppy eyes
[13:42] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA taps foot
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i will NOT BE IGNORE Architeuthis
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> WILL NOT
[13:42] <@Architeuthis> I'm not sure I follow you anymore.
[13:42] <+dubbilex> woops. sorry hoots.
[13:42] <+dubbilex> I won't steal your man no more.
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you dont' follow me? or you don't follow the following of the said conversation?
[13:42] <@Architeuthis> If it is one inch to the right of your left nipple, then how do you EVER rotate your phonebooks?
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> because i'm flying as you can see,a nd pewping on your garmets
[13:42] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh dear.. you are reight abou thte rotatation o fthe phonebooks
[13:42] <+dubbilex> right-o. I must be off for now.
[13:42] <+dubbilex> FARE THEE WELL
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> the quick answer is that dubbilex rotates them for me
[13:43] *** dubbilex is now known as dubbilex|off
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> right dubbilex ?
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hmm??
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off>
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> dont' leave me dubbilex|off , you phone book rotator you
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off> oh yes. I'm a rotating MACHINE.
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> as you can see
[13:43] * dubbilex|off rotates suggestively
[13:43] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA points to dubbilex|off
[13:43] <@Architeuthis> That's cheating that is!
[13:43] * dubbilex|off rotates some more
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> perhaps..
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> or maybe just CREATIVE DUBBILEXING EH!?
[13:43] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> EH!??!!?!
[13:43] <@Architeuthis> Having someone else rotate your own phonebooks defeats the entire purpose of Chutes and Ladders!
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off> It's good money, and my baby's worth it.
[13:43] <+dubbilex|off> DO NOT JUDGE ME
[13:44] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> it only defeats some of the purpose of chutes, and as everyone knows, the main purpose of chutes is the porpoise.. that is..the purposeful porpoise purpotedly perpetuating pedantic puppetry
[13:44] <+dubbilex|off> FARE THEE WELL AGAIN
[13:44] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> but you woudnlt' know any thing about htat, as you are FAR TOO INTO THE LADDERS!
[13:44] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> far thee well rotatoer of phonebooks
[13:45] <@Architeuthis> Hey, there's nothing wrong with ladders
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> OH
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> I THINK THERE IS!
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> and i think you know WHAT that may or may not be
[13:45] <@Architeuthis> LADDERIST
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> YES?!
[13:45] <@Architeuthis> NITE IS A LADDER HATER
[13:45] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> no sir. it is YOU WHO ARE THE LADDERIST. and might i be so bold as to say you are a LADDERISTiSTICOPHILERON!!
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> Oh my god.
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> You did not just say that.
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i like ladders good enough, but not when it defeats the purposefully porpoise
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh.. i did
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> and i'm THINKING IT AS WELL
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> NAY
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> You BITCH.
[13:46] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> PONDERING!
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> We are THROUGH.
[13:46] <@Architeuthis> I'll come by on thursday to pick up my stuff.
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> be that as it may, we still have some unfinished business in regards to the calendar floatation device for very small steam engines
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you have no stuff to pick up
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> as you have mentioned, you wanted them to be used as fuel for aforementioned steam engines
[13:47] <@Architeuthis> I did not!
[13:47] <@Architeuthis> It was for COAL engines.
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> but you mentioned NOTHING of the calenders
[13:47] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> coal engines you say?
[13:48] <@Architeuthis> Yes, like my watch!
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> are you speaking of the sooty devices used for cooling the porpoise, and at times unhooking the ladle that operates the soup kitchen for the unfeathered and as yet to be tarred?
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> because if you ARE
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hoo boy
[13:48] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> we got even more business than i first thought
[13:49] <@Architeuthis> More business, you say? I do hope you have a lot of money.
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> god help you all if archi and i ever get into taking drugs
[13:49] <@Architeuthis>
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i do not have money, but i do have these djinns here with a maloderous aroma much like saffron burnt for too long
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i'm said told make a mean pinata
[13:49] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> but only fill it with potato based treats
[13:50] <@Architeuthis> I LOVE potatoes. I'll buy three
[13:50] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> potato based SWEET treats, thank you very much
[13:50] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> well, you can't buy them, i'm using them in stead of money
[13:50] <@Architeuthis> Then I will sell you enough of whatever you are shopping for for three of them!
[13:51] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh you don't have enough things for three of them !! I THINK NOT!! unless you are a still selling the felt rendition of Caterpillar Destructivo
[13:51] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> the one with the flaming eyeball in place of the sun
[13:52] <@Architeuthis> Alas, I sold that one to a passing german with an amusing handlebar mustache this very morning
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> YOU DID NOT!
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> amusing? or bemusing..
[13:52] <@Architeuthis> I did!
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> WAS IT AN AMUSING OR BEMUSING HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE?!?
[13:52] <@Architeuthis> It was amusing in its bemusingness.
[13:52] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh dear. god.
[13:53] <@dev\null> hah
[13:53] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> was the moustache in the shape of a handlebar one would use to operate a doublecycle? or was it one used that a scandinavian fisherman might imagiine would be used to operatoe a chocolatiers showerhead?
[13:53] <+Isamil> Your conversation sucks
[13:53] *** Isamil has been kicked off channel #lunixmonster by [OldF]Niteowl-TSA (I"M SHOCKED !! SHOCKED I SAY!)
[13:53] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hm?
[13:53] <@Architeuthis> One used that a scandinavian fisherman might imagine would be used to operate a chocolatier's showerhead.
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh dear.
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> teh story only gets worse
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> well, i shall buy the ambidextrous motorcar that runs on the whims of the 2nd in command of a small african naval fleet lost in the antarctic
[13:54] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> and i shall pay.. the timeshare of one such djinn
[13:55] <@Architeuthis> It's a deal.
[13:55] <@Architeuthis> Now if you'll sign here, in your mother's blood, please.
[13:55] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> for a period not greater than 39 mayan ooopaoopa DOOMsha sloop.
[13:55] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> is a ballpoint pen with said blood sufficient?
[13:55] <@Architeuthis> Well... alright. But I don't have to like it.
[13:55] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> oh, and i'll have those delightful towel flavoured sausages, thank you
[13:55] <+Isamil> OMG LB RUN!!!!
[13:56] <+Isamil> RUN ARCHI RUN
[13:56] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA nods
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> Those aren't for sale, they're my lunch.
[13:56] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> psha to your lunch! you sold that felt rendtion of the famous caterpillar!
[13:56] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> you deserve no lunch!
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> A squid still have to eat!
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> *has
[13:56] <@Redford> hello archi and hoots.
[13:56] <@Redford> and WITHAR
[13:56] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> hello red
[13:56] <@Architeuthis> Greetings Redford.
[13:57] <+Isamil> No hi for me?
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> we aren't speaking in a bizaare, drug induced conversation at all
[13:57] * Isamil cries
[13:57] <@Redford> nope.
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> HI Isamil!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:57] <@Architeuthis> Well I guess it's over for now, Owl
[13:57] <@Architeuthis> Since everyone woke up
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> yes, yes, our transaction is complete
[13:57] <@[OldF]Niteowl-TSA> i look forward to more adventures with you
[13:57] * [OldF]Niteowl-TSA taps hat, flies off