You know Grimm, i used to play CS on a TNT2 video card, with a 500 megahertz proc, on dialup. if you'd a said that then, i'd have tracked you down, skinned you alive, then fed half the flesh on your bones to pigs while i ate the other half in front of your now lidless eyes...
Now that i've got a substantially better system, i can't say i'd do that any more. But back in the day, man, it would been bad.
In other news, studies show hyperbole is over-rated, but not by much...