*Looks at his computer*
Me: "I control
you, got that? Not the other way around... See? Watch me get up and leave, yea that's right...
Leave THIS ROOM."
*Slowly walks out of the room...*
Computer: "Riiiiiight... Let's just see about that..."
*A minutes passes*
Computer: "Oh Mi-ke! Remember those episodes of Samurai Champloo you spent all night downloading? BWAHAHAH! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!"
*A scream rises from the back of the house*
Me: "NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT THE ANIME! YOU BASTARD! YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!!!"
Computer: "There there, I did no such thing... Why don't you... Sit down and watch? And maybe when you're done, you can play some Natural-Selection and neglect your studies, like all young men do."
Me: "Hey now... That sounds good, maybe I will sit down... But just for a little while."
Computer: "I own you, do you know that?"
Me: "Did you say something?"
Computer: "Nope, not a thing
"
:help:
See you soon, Icon