... to update the main site, you lazy bum! And cut your hair, and get a job you pot-smoking draft-dodging tree-hugging communist hippy! By god, you'll get the chair for this one! I make these (not so) wonderful pages to get things rolling, now they're stinking and stagnant again! Get to work! Heeyah! *whissh CRACK*
(The OLD Joe Friday, FYI, not the new one
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