Spiders

[lolfighter]

And once again Sonic single-handedly justifies our swearfilter.

[GrayDuck]

where the heck is KOS when I need him?!!

[duherman]

God dang you guys. I F-ing hate spiders, but I've always wanted to step on the big ass pouch thing with all the web stuff in it.

[Necrosis]

If you did that, about 100 spiders would come scurrying out of it and shoot up your trouser leg.

[Mac]

If you did that, about 100 spiders would come scurrying out of it and shoot up your trouser leg.

That's if he stepped on an egg sack. I think he meant the "butt" of the spider, from which the silk for web-making is secreted. Am I right? But yes, I've seen a hatching egg sack before, and it's quite grotesque.. hundreds of tiny spiders scurrying this way and that.. =/

[Diablus]

Thi is what happens when you SLEEP AT NIGHT!

[Mac]

Well, that's a bit exaggerated, but spiders will pay people visits at night occasionally, sometimes biting them and feeding on their blood. Reactions/wounds caused by spiders and their bites are rarely severe, however, as this most commonly occurs with house spiders (non-venomous, usually very small, and basically harmless). In some cases a person's skin around a bite may become slightly red and irritable, but most bites go completely unnoticed.

Is the myth about people swallowing an average of so many spiders at night true, btw?

[Necrosis]

Its pretty true, your mouth tend to hoover up stuff.

Awesome pic btw.


Actually the abdomen of a spider is mostly its heart and lungs.

Except the ones that carry their egg sacs with them, in which case they probably WILL explode into a small mass of skittering arachnids.

[Mac]

Hmm.. I was thinking of the sack things that spiders leave in their webs, and after a while they hatch and tons of their babies crawl around the web and make their way out into the world to make webs of their own and master the ways of the spider.  :ph34r:

I'm reminded of the time I was very little, earlier than kindergarten even, and I was walking in the woods with my mother. I felt something around the crochtoral region, looked down, and there were 4-5 caterpillars that had crawled up my pants. One of the scariest times of my early childhood.

p.s. - which pic? I love 'em both. Big Fooly Cooly/Furi Kuri fan!  :cool:

[DruBo]

This thread made me itchy.

[Mac]

This thread made me itchy.

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^_^ Made my legs itch thinking about stepping on an egg sack.

[duherman]

Haven't you guys wanted to step on the big ass of the spider? Like a tarantula's?

[2_of_8]

Haven't you guys wanted to step on the big ass of the spider? Like a tarantula's?

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No, I don't enjoy getting stabbed/bitten/chomped/nibbled on/sucked at by big hairy things.

[Loke The Sleek Peruvian]

Hmm.. I was thinking of the sack things that spiders leave in their webs, and after a while they hatch and tons of their babies crawl around the web and make their way out into the world to make webs of their own and master the ways of the spider.  :ph34r:

I'm reminded of the time I was very little, earlier than kindergarten even, and I was walking in the woods with my mother. I felt something around the crochtoral region, looked down, and there were 4-5 caterpillars that had crawled up my pants. One of the scariest times of my early childhood.

p.s. - which pic? I love 'em both. Big Fooly Cooly/Furi Kuri fan!  :cool:

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That reminds me of this time, when I was like 5 or something. I was in this back yard just walking around, all of a sudden this dragonfly zooms right in front of my eyes,  I had never seen one before so my reaction was to be scared ****less. So I scream, turn around and start running. BAM Face first into a wall.

Got a nice scar that reminds me to look which way im running before running

[duherman]

Hmm.. I was thinking of the sack things that spiders leave in their webs, and after a while they hatch and tons of their babies crawl around the web and make their way out into the world to make webs of their own and master the ways of the spider.  :ph34r:

I'm reminded of the time I was very little, earlier than kindergarten even, and I was walking in the woods with my mother. I felt something around the crochtoral region, looked down, and there were 4-5 caterpillars that had crawled up my pants. One of the scariest times of my early childhood.

p.s. - which pic? I love 'em both. Big Fooly Cooly/Furi Kuri fan!  :cool:

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That reminds me of this time, when I was like 5 or something. I was in this back yard just walking around, all of a sudden this dragonfly zooms right in front of my eyes,  I had never seen one before so my reaction was to be scared ****less. So I scream, turn around and start running. BAM Face first into a wall.

Got a nice scar that reminds me to look which way im running before running

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Haha that's great.

[Nooblet]

HEY! Don't be talking about smushing no tarantulas damnit! I have a pet tarantula and it will pwn you!

[lolfighter]

That reminds me of this time, when I was like 5 or something. I was in this back yard just walking around, all of a sudden this dragonfly zooms right in front of my eyes,  I had never seen one before so my reaction was to be scared ****less. So I scream, turn around and start running. BAM Face first into a wall.

Got a nice scar that reminds me to look which way im running before running

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Bahahaha, the thought of that just owns. "Waaaaaaaah, dragonfly!" *smack*

That said, dragonflies somebody can be rather unnerving. It was summer, so we were eating outside, and this dragonfly shows up and starts zooming around. It flew in a fixed pattern, which included zooming right at my sister and turning away mere inches from her face. And it kept doing this for five minutes straight.


And Nooblet, I thought your spider had pink toes or something?

[duherman]

UGH THATS SICK NOOBLET. Btw It looks like someone stepped on it  :rolleyes:

[Mac]

I wish I had a pet tarantula.

[Loke The Sleek Peruvian]

Bahahaha, the thought of that just owns. "Waaaaaaaah, dragonfly!" *smack*

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That's the part everybody finds funny :p