Happy Poems

[Architeuthis]

Post your SUPER HAPPY poems here, people! Here's one to start off!

"~" by Architeuthis

Walking down the street
Wearing my green pants
A book's in the gutter
It's about grammar

I open up the book
It's full of pages
I flip through them
And what do I see?

MAGIC SQUIGGLE
MAGIC SQUIGGLE YEAH
NOT A TILDE
MAGIC SQUIGGLE


..GICS..........E
.A......Q.......L
M.........UIGG

[Black Mage]

i would post the tell-tale heart (E.A.P.) but you guys would probably get mad at me...

[Ulatoh]

uhm, the closest my poems come to happy is this...

 love her, it is she for whom I long
her smile brings forth the golden sun
The orbs of her eyes contain a beauty not yet matched,
Twin stars, twinkling in the light of her smile
her lovely voice as sweet as the herald of an angel
her kiss, so sweet, 'tis surely a sin to feel
her laugh hath no equal here or in the heavens
the sound of innocence
it is she for whom I long
she is the one for whom i wait

or....
_____________________________________
It must seem strange to you
for me to claim the knowledge of your face
the gentle curve of your smile
you who I have not seen
it should indeed seem truly odd
that I should say I know
the way your hair frames your face, just so
you who I have not met
that I should know the secrets your heart holds most fear
those that you have not let fall upon another ear
this too should seem queer
you that I have not spoken with
but i am confident, still
for when meet you I do
there will be no question
who is who
when I say I love you
for they will be the one
who says "And I you."
_________________________________
Once upon a star, a soul was born
Free from all the hatred and ugliness with which our world is torn
You decended, an angel, bringing beauty in your wake
You brought happines to all who saw, and love to all who knew
So in this simple poem, I write for you
My simple rhymes and words will never express
my undying love for you.


These are all i could find, and more than you wanna read, at any rate

[Architeuthis]

love her, it is she for whom I long
her smile brings forth the MAGIC SQUIGGLE
The orbs of her MAGIC SQUIGGLES contain a beauty not yet matched,
Twin MAGIC SQUIGGLES, twinkling in the light of her MAGIC SQUIGGLE
her lovely MAGIC SQUIGGLE as sweet as the herald of an angel
her MAGIC SQUIGGLE, so SQUIGGLY, 'tis surely a sin to feel
her laugh hath no equal here or in the MAGIC SQUIGGLES
the sound of MAGIC SQUIGGLINESS
it is she for whom I long
she is the one for whom i wait

or....
_____________________________________
It must seem strange to you
for me to claim the knowledge of your MAGIC SQUIGGLE
the gentle curve of your MAGIC SQUIGGLE
you who I have not seen
it should indeed seem truly odd
that I should say I know
the way your MAGIC frames your SQUIGGLES, just so
you who I have not met
that I should know the secrets your MAGIC SQUIGGLE holds most fear
those that you have not let fall upon another MAGIC SQUIGGLE
this too should seem queer
you that I have not spoken with
but i am confident, still
for when meet you I do
there will be no tilde
who is who
when I say I love you
for they will be the one
who says "AND I LOVE MAGIC SQUIGGLES."
_________________________________
Once upon a MAGIC SQUIGGLE, a soul was born
Free from all the hatred and tildiness with which our world is torn
You decended, an angel, bringing MAGIC SQUIGGLES in your wake
You brought MAGIC SQUIGGLES to all who saw, and EVEN MORE MAGIC SQUIGGLES to all who knew
So in this simple poem, I write for you
My simple rhymes and words will never express
my undying love for MAGIC SQUIGGLES.

Well I hope you don't mind but your poems were just happy, not SUPER HAPPY, so I edited them.

[Ulatoh]

lol...

[Lito]

hilarious Archi XD

thanks

[Satiagraha]

hmm, magic squiggle, huh? And to think that I've been hitting the Tilde key to go to console...

[BobTheJanitor]

hmm, magic squiggle, huh? And to think that I've been hitting the Tilde key to go to console...

Sorry, the tilde is the dark arch nemesis of the magic squiggle. One day they will fight the final battle of squigglegeddon, leading to the tildepocalypse. Repent now of your tilde-using ways! You can still be saved!

So, this thread went to hell, eh?

[Clashen]

Pretty much

[Kodiac]

not really.....

THis isnt happy, but then, it isnt depressing either, so HERE!

Learning is no longer a gauge of intelligence
It is now a gauge of how well
One student can plug and chug formulae
As compared to another
And how well we can modify their thinking to fit our needs

When a Physics student see a rainbow,
And asks of himself:
At what angle theta
And what initial velocity v-naught
Would I throw a leprechauns pot of gold
Such that it would follow the parabolic path
Of a projectile
And travel from one end
To the other?

And when a Chemistry student asks of himself
The current temperature is 0 degrees Celsius
And I am cold
If I burn this 1.0 kilogram piece of wood completely,
And it gives off 700 joules of energy
How much will my body temperature rise?

Are they truly learning?
Or do they simply
Find a formula
Plug in variables
And chug through to the end result?

[lolfighter]

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
They do taste kind of funny
But it keeps them on the knife

[@gentOrange]

lolfighter wins!

Here's my entry

In the days of old
When knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented
Men tied socks
Around their **** <--omg censored!
And babies were prevented

[lolfighter]

Huh? But... I don't understand! How does tieing socks around your wrists prevent babies? And also, wrists doesn't rhyme with socks! :huh:

Hmmm, happy poems, happy poems...

Once upon a time, I had a good girl
Once upon a girl, I had a good time

Hmm. No? Well, it's about happiness 'n all! And good times! No? Ok. Hmm...

[SgtFury]

hmm happiness, well this made me laugh

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon
ten thousand volts went up its A**
and turned it into nylon!!

 

Bad for the poor sheepy though

[Architeuthis]

Hahahah, holy crap Clashen, way to revive a thread from ELEVEN MONTHS AGO!

[lolfighter]

Oh true, hadn't noticed that before now.
Oh well, let's keep it. Maybe it'll yield something yet.

[2_of_8]

OCs in every hall,
Make the jetpackers stall!

[lolfighter]

Ok, it's no poem, but a song. Suck it down.

Spray the halls with strands of webbing
to the tune of: Deck the halls with boughs of holly
You may either sing the refrain, or make gorge noises with your lips. Your call.



Spray the halls with strands of webbing
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Gorges, rines grenades are lobbing
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Build a chamber, hold the chokepoint
Slurpy-slurp, *chamber place* *resource* *burp*
Heal a comrade, score a teampoint
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*


Skulks demand some defense chambers
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Grenade left some smoldrin' embers
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Tail on fire, heavies nearby
Slurpy-slurp, *chamber place* *resource* *burp*
Need escape, but only Lerks fly
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, no lerklift, *burp*


Find a hideout, take a short break
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Meanwhile, pesky rines your hive take
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Build a new one, resource wasted
Slurpy-slurp, *chamber place* *resource* *burp*
Run if you have bullets tasted
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*


Say, let's have a christmas ceasefire
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Lest this evening be dire
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*
Dinner's held in the Marine Base
Slurpy-slurp, *chamber place* *resource* *burp*
No more fighting in the holidays
Slurpy-slurpy-slurp, *resource get* *burp*




Bwahaha, they fell for it! Everybody destroy the CC!