Well, as a student of the MonsE-school of optimization, stuff like that causes my left eye to develop a nervous twitch. Soon, I'll start washing my hands whenever I've touched the keyboard. After a few days (my hands are raw and bleeding from constant washing at this point), I stop breathing for extended periods of time (unconsciousness is a common occurence). Unless someone mercifully executes a format c:\ at this point, I'll take up living in a cardboard box and throwing spatulas at bypassers. And I haven't even mentioned the bananas yet...