Best.joke.ever.

[Ulatoh]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars.

During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ..."

[X-S-Z]

Heard it, but still good

[Dark]

heh nice joke ulatoh :lol:

[Malevolent]

lol, pretty good joke there.

[-Lancer-]

not bad

[Loke The Sleek Peruvian]

Heard it before, but still funneh

[@gentOrange]

A classic, I love it!

I got's one for ya that always makes me giggle.

Bacon eggs and sausage all go into a bar.
The bacon says "Hey barkeep! Can we get a pint over here?"
The bartender just shakes his head and says "Sorry we don't serve breakfast"

[Fewlio]

Olo wanna hear my joke? Ok: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone!

[BOZO]

Fool's been lingering in NS off-topic i see

[BobTheJanitor]

OK OK OK So a neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?"

And the bartender says, "For you? NO CHARGE!"

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Laugh, damn you.

[Black Mage]

OK OK OK So a neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?"

And the bartender says, "For you? NO CHARGE!"

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Laugh, damn you.

[lolfighter]

OK OK OK So a neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?"

And the bartender says, "For you? NO CHARGE!"

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Laugh, damn you.

Didn't make me laugh, but it made me smile so that I messed up the song I was singing along to at the time.

 :angry:

[Evangelion_2]

What do you call five mexicans in quicksand?

Cinco *highlight to see better

OMG TEH FUNNEH!  :ph34r:

[Uranium - 235]

I like Blackmage's the best