This is a story of terrible terror and horror, uncomparable to any horror any person has ever seen in thier life before.
So I come to my new university, everything is peachy and nice, sure the internet is a little slow, but its workable, so I sit back and chill for a while, absolutly unaware of the terrors that aproache me. Day by day, things get worse and worse, the internet starts freezing up now and then, but it still works most of the time, I figure they are just changing network setting around and that things will be back to normal soon. Well they didn't go back to normal, they didn't go back to normal at all, and one day I join LM and I find that my ping is jumping wildly between 300-600. Dispite my best attempts to play, it really wasn't fair to any one, my character would teleport around and I really couldn't get a good idea of what the heck I was doing, expecially as marine, I would be dead 80% of the time before I even saw the skulk, and when I did see him, lets just say that lag compensation wasn't exactly king to me. So I begin my quest to find out WTHBBQ is going on. On talking to some of the tech guys, I come to the understanding that my entire universtity is aparently running on 3 DSL lines split by a series of 8-10 switches to provide internet access for roughtly 300 computers (all the lab computers and residence computer combined, NOES) and basicly they are running so bandwidth heavy that after the first two weeks they were forced to put several (and I mean SEVERAL) bandwith filters in place. So, right now, my internet loads at about 1/8th full speed, steam doesn't really like opening at all (and when it does, online games are out of the question), P2P downloads crawl at about the same speed that early dial up lines averaged, but somehow, HTML downloads run fine at about 50KBps. Basicly, I am screwed, and I won't be able to play NS really at all until christmas break (unless we set up a lan party at some point, which is acctually quite likely) and after that I have to wait until summer to play again. I hate my life :angry: