Author Topic: Can I Join The Clan?  (Read 7940 times)

November 28, 2003, 10:42:40 PM
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Keyser59

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I'd like to join the the clan for

1) I have sexy voice
2) I can dress myself in 10 seconds in case of emergency
3) I'm a ninja  :ph34r:
5) I'm drunk
6) I can chase down penguins with my scooter
7) I heard owls make good game
8) My criminal record only includes 1 murder and 16 indecent exposures charges  :huh:
9) I can pick locks with a protractor and a ping pong paddle
10) I look good in pink

If you'd like to see my resume, PM me sometime on IRC (no, not really, I will just make fun of you) and I'll grab a few sources and we'll work something out.

EDIT: i couldn't find the clan recruitment forums, so Ima just gonna post this here
« Last Edit: November 28, 2003, 10:56:05 PM by Keyser59 »

November 28, 2003, 11:04:13 PM
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ANeM

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Wait.. clan? What?
What the hell are you talking about Keyser?
Damn crazy people..

November 29, 2003, 06:02:04 AM
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Welcome to the board, keyser  ^^

November 29, 2003, 09:37:48 AM
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Yeah...there's no clan here. We just play on a server and post here. But welcome anyways.
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November 29, 2003, 09:54:06 AM
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Keyser59

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You mean this isn't the "Sexy Ninjas Clan"?

Great, now I look like a dork.

November 29, 2003, 10:20:34 AM
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*shhhhhhhh*

Keyser - come into my office.  Yes, my office also happens to be the men's bathroom.  Don't be afeared!  Have a seat.

So you wanna join the sexy ninjas clan, eh?  Well do you have what it takes...to be a sexy ninja?  There are a series of trials that you must complete before you receive your first pair of nunchaku.  Go now - return to me tomorrow and we'll see what can be done.


*edit*    :ph34r:    */edit*
« Last Edit: November 29, 2003, 10:23:41 AM by Dubb »

November 29, 2003, 05:10:10 PM
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oh snap he isnt in the right group! *confirms to see if its really keyser than gives access o:*


*edit*yarr get on irc you bugger keyser you!*edit*
« Last Edit: November 29, 2003, 05:13:10 PM by StUpId_Fo0L »

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November 29, 2003, 06:17:55 PM
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you cannot join on a whim
you cannot join because we drink gin
we will not, cannot let you in

you are kept out because of masks
the only bribe might be whiskey casks
but we think your silly, nilly and will not last

*HOOT!!*
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November 29, 2003, 08:25:07 PM
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You'll have to ignore ol' hoots here.  He seems to be quite plastered tonight.  ^^

November 29, 2003, 08:49:16 PM
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Don't worry, once I get elected I'll take care of ol' hooty there  :angry:

December 13, 2003, 03:50:06 AM
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You can join my clan any time, sugar.

December 14, 2003, 10:00:33 PM
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there is FAR too much violent leanings towards hooty here!! it must stop!!! or.. as, the case may be, not :S

at least engage me in a serious discussion!! :D
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December 15, 2003, 07:28:41 AM
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at least engage me in a serious discussion


So Hoots....what do you think of Howard Dean as a serious democratic candidate?  Is his entire platform proven wrong by the recent capture of Saddam Hussein?  If so, who do you believe to be the next most effective democratic candidate?  

Discuss.  ^^

December 15, 2003, 02:04:41 PM
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well, i'm not sure if his opposition to the war had anything to do with the ability of the gov't to capture Saddam Hussein.  most of the ppl who opposed the war was mainly on the basis that the premise was pretty flimsy. now if the gov't said "lets go in to depose this crazy mofo who kills his own ppl, oh, and who we happened to support and sell arms to in the 80's, and he also is sitting on some oil." well, that'd be different.

now keep in mind i'm canadian, so my grasp of my OWN politics is pretty flimsy, and of american, well, it's worst than etheral :).

i think the wrongful premise of invading AND the fact it was done unilaterally thereby nulllifying if not putting in dire straits the validity of the UN, was what had many ppl's panties in a knot.  but there are many OTHER more dangerous countries that pose serious WMD threats and or terrorist threats, if that was indeed what the current administration is after. North Korea, Pakistan, Iran, are all WMD toting countries with a less than totally supportive position towards the US. Saudi Arabia is a brutal regime that ALSO supports terrorist (a goodly number, that is, vast majority, of the 9/11 bombers were from there). so the number of better targets is pretty vast.

personally i'm pretty confused on the issue. i don't like unilateral moves on anything, but saddam was a badass. but then agani, there are ton of more badasses. hrm.

now better candidates? dunno, all i hear from howard dean is smoe smattering on the net, only because his signal to noise ratio on the net is pretty clear, due to his great managing of that media. i hear there is a general somewhere there. and if the democrats are hoping to capture the red states (the republicans, anything off the coast, basically), that's prolly where they will need to go.

typing too much. respond plse :)
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December 15, 2003, 07:03:46 PM
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December 16, 2003, 04:03:57 AM
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Oh bejebus, Hoots  :p


Since I'm too gawddamn tired to type a wordy response right now, I'll take this opportunity to bookmark this response for completion later today.  An I-O-U, if you will  ^^  

Oh don't you worry - you'll be weeping by the time I'm done with you.

December 16, 2003, 10:43:59 AM
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heheh, i'm not trying to compete, just want some discussion. i'm actually the more terse and less wordy of the fogies :)
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-Richard Feynman

December 17, 2003, 07:39:21 AM
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oh the irony


... alas there is a clan

but i dont think that's what he meant



so, yeah. i hear the caught saddam. didn't they say they killed hin? three or four times?
« Last Edit: December 17, 2003, 07:39:36 AM by Black Mage »

December 17, 2003, 04:08:14 PM
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You mean the NCR thing I see below? /me is wondering just wtf that is

December 17, 2003, 05:34:58 PM
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You mean the NCR thing I see below? /me is wondering just wtf that is
wonder no more