*ahem*
Last Order, anyone? ANYONE at ALL? No? Blah...
Edit: Just remembered a series that's supposed to be great, but which I have never actually seen: Those Who Hunt Elves.
Supposedly, it goes something like this: Group of normal people get thrown into a fantasy world on accident. No problem, this priestess knows the spell to send 'em back. Unfortunately, the martial arts guy among these people keeps blabbering, so when she tells him to stfu while reading the spell from the scroll it's written, the incantation borks. Scroll is suddenly blank, words are imprinted on elf backs all across the world. Drat. Much hilarity ensues while hunting for the words, usually of the type:
Martial Arts Dude: "Hey, Hot Elf Chick, take off your top, I want to see your back!"
Hot Elf Chick: *blinks* *screams* *runs away*
Other Dudes: "Dammit, not again!"
So, anyone seen it?
Edit2: Was the above coherent at all?